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On my way to New Orleans, I stayed in a less expensive hotel in order to save a little money. It seemed fine enough, except the carpet was sticky, there were no washcloths and no soap. The front desk clerk said they were out of soap, but I could have an extra packet of shampoo.
I slept with my coat on. I feel dirty and not in a good way.
Posted in anxiety, books, chick lit, comedian, comic, dating, entertainment, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, Personal, photography, romance, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, women, writer, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, family. job, funny, humor, humour, job, laugh, writer, writing on January 17, 2017| 33 Comments »
My phone number belonged to a call girl before I got it from T-Mobile. She must have been really good because she still gets calls. I thought about answering numbers I don’t know with some themed response.
Since it was Christmas –
Do you want a one horse open sleigh or the whole team?
We’re running a two for one special on Santa’s Little Helper.
Would you like the two French hens and my partridge in your pear tree?
With this kind of talent, I should be writing erotica.
Posted in art, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, fantasy, Fantasy/Scifi, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, movies, Personal, photography, Random, sarcasm, short story, television, TV, writer, Writing, tagged funny on November 3, 2016| 60 Comments »
You’re trapped on a deserted island with the main character from the last movie or TV program you last watched. How do you survive and/or escape?
I’m trapped with Claus Michaelson, the lead vampire from the Original. I think I just became a blood bag.
Posted in animals, art, children, comedian, comic, entertainment, family, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, Personal, photography, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged animals on October 25, 2016| 3 Comments »
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You have been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show or movie you watched are coming to rescue you. Who are they?
Lucifer from the show with the same name is rescuing me. That’s what they call from the frying pan to the fire. Yikes!!
What about you?
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Posted in animals, art, comic, entertainment, family, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, love, Personal, photography, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, writer, Writing on October 16, 2016| 13 Comments »
Posted in animals, art, books, comedian, entertainment, family, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, love, Personal, photography, sarcasm, short story, writer, Writing on October 15, 2016| 7 Comments »
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I can always tell when I haven’t taken my medication.
A voice in my head whispers, “If you can hear me, you haven’t taken your meds today.”
Posted in animals, art, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, fantasy, Fantasy/Scifi, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, love, Personal, photography, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, family. job, funny, humor, humour, job, laugh, life, writer, writing on October 12, 2016| 15 Comments »
I have been known to nod off in long meetings in which the topic has little to nothing to do with me. I’ve invented a game to stay awake, the one line game. Here’s a few from yesterday:
I new insanity was pervasive here, I just didn’t realize it was contagious.
Blue reminds me of the ocean, crystal clear skies, calm summer days. I hate blue.
I had under estimated the creature I hunted and Paulo had paid for it with his life.
Moments like this are why I don’t keep chocolate in my desk.
The edge of anything is always a bad place to be.
And one for you to finish –
Somewhere an old brain cell must have fired up again when I remembered <fill in the blank>.
Until the next boring meeting.
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