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November 3, 2016 by Deidra Alexander

You’re trapped on a deserted island with the main character from the last movie or TV program you last watched. How do you survive and/or escape?

I’m trapped with Claus Michaelson, the lead vampire from the Original. I think I just became a blood bag.

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on March 6, 2016 at 12:52 pm | Reply theorangutanlibrarian

haha not sure if that’s the world’s best choice or the worst!?

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on March 6, 2016 at 1:02 pm | Reply Bluevalleymist

I’m trapped with Peter Griffin from Family Guy. This will not end well…

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:50 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Oh Lord, hope he brought the dog. Thanks.
  Dee
  
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on March 6, 2016 at 1:22 pm | Reply Dori-Ann Granger

Oh, I’m with the Doctor! After many exciting near things, much running, and cleverness, we (mostly he) solve the whole thing ans leave in the TARDIS!

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:50 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Dori-Ann. You’re in good hands. Wonder what aliens are on that island. Dee
  
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  - on March 17, 2016 at 12:17 pm Dori-Ann Granger
    
    Knowing the Doctor? All of them! 😀
    
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  - on November 3, 2016 at 9:48 am cosistories
    
    What if it’s an island full of Weeping Angels? 😦 <- It may not look like it, but this emoji is panicking at the very idea.
    
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on March 6, 2016 at 1:23 pm | Reply petehurrey

I’m trapped with Claudia Black from FarScape. I’m either going to die from a pulse cannon blast or be rocked into oblivion by Sebatian Peace Keeper sex. Can hardly wait to find out which.

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:51 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hey Pete. That’s one of the most intriguing of responses. I’m voting for Sebatian. LOL Dee
  
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on March 6, 2016 at 1:23 pm | Reply akrummenacker

I’m with Batman (the 90’s Batman the Animated Series version) I’m pretty sure I’ll be all right.

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:52 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  OH Yeah. Doesn’t the batmobile fly or drive under water or something. Dee
  
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on March 6, 2016 at 1:24 pm | Reply Jacob Howl

Aw that sucks(I couldn’t resist). You could convince him to turn you?

I’m stuck with Jake Peralta from Brooklyn nine nine. So we’d probably point out how it’s funny we have the same name and then slowly starve as neither of us havee any survival experience. At least I’d go out with a laugh though, so there’s that.

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:53 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Jacob. Die laughing, not the worst way to go. Hope you have a banana tree or two. Dee
  
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on March 6, 2016 at 1:34 pm | Reply tishowthelightgetsin

I’m with Frank Underwood from House of Cards. Oh dear. He’ll either kill me or try to establish some kind of dictatorship. Either way, it won’t end well.

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:54 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  I think hard labor is in your future. Dee
  
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on March 6, 2016 at 3:39 pm | Reply Lorne Anderson

I’m trapped with Frank Underwood from House of Cards. As a political strategist in daily life I can handle that; he doesn’t scare me. I can see the campaign flaws and can guarantee him the presidency, but could I live with myself if I did? Of course I could – he’s far less scary than Donald Trump.

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:55 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hey Lorne. LOL What if Trump called you? Dee
  
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  - on March 17, 2016 at 10:43 am Lorne Anderson
    
    I’m a political hired gun. How much is he offering me? It would have to be a lot.
    
    He’s not likely to call though. I am on record elsewhere as saying he strikes me as a bombastic neo-fascist blowhard who is completely unqualified for elected office. I doubt he’d hire someone who isn’t a sycophant.
    
    At this point he doesn’t need me. He can probably manage the nomination, and even the election on momentum alone. But he would need me, or someone like me, to avoid impeachment.
    
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  - on March 17, 2016 at 4:44 pm Deidra Alexander
    
    Ok, how about $3million to save him from impeachment?
    
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  - on March 17, 2016 at 9:09 pm Lorne Anderson
    
    Do you have authority to bargain on his behalf? And I can’t promise no impeachment if he won’t do what I tell him to do. The impression I have is that the man is reluctant to admit others have useful knowledge, and he doesn’t like to take advice. I’ve worked with politicians like that before. That $3 million would have to be annually.
    
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  - on March 17, 2016 at 9:20 pm Deidra Alexander
    
    No, just curious. Dee
    
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  - on March 18, 2016 at 6:48 am Lorne Anderson
    
    Too bad – for $3 million I would work for Trump. Who am I kidding, for that much money I’d even work for Clinton.
    
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  - on March 18, 2016 at 7:08 am Deidra Alexander
    
    LOL
    
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on March 6, 2016 at 4:04 pm | Reply Rachel & Kali

I’m with Mindy Lahiri from The Mindy Project… I’m pretty sure we’re dead.

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:56 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Rachel and Kali,
  Yeah… I think you are too. Dee
  
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on March 6, 2016 at 7:30 pm | Reply N. E. White

I’m trapped with Yu Shu Lien from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I think it best that I serve her for the rest of my life.

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on March 6, 2016 at 7:47 pm | Reply bmj2k

I’m trapped with John Tapper from Bar Rescue. I come up with an awesome escape plan just to get away from him.

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on March 6, 2016 at 8:41 pm | Reply The Girl From Jupiter

I’m with Queen Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones. Pretty sure she’ll summon a couple of dragons so that we can both hitch a ride home.

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on March 7, 2016 at 2:34 am | Reply Talia Hardy

Deidra, the last program I watched was call the midwife. So many characters to choose from. Nuns, Nurses, A Vicar etc. Set at the beginning of the 60s in London just when Thalidomide Clusters were being documented it would be like growing up again. I doubt as if I could choose any character to spend time with on a Desert Island

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on March 7, 2016 at 5:12 am | Reply idontliveheredoi

Mickey Knox from Natural Born Killers, needless to say i’m no Mallory.

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on March 7, 2016 at 3:15 pm | Reply simplecouponingblog

I’m trapped with Andrew Lincoln from The Walking Dead. I’m certain we will be just fine!

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:57 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  There for a minute I thought you wrote Abraham Lincoln and thought you would be fine. With Andrew Lincoln I just have to wonder how many undead are with you. Dee
  
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  - on March 17, 2016 at 10:45 am simple couponing
    
    Im hoping none!!! Lol
    
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on March 7, 2016 at 4:02 pm | Reply Mary J. McCoy-Dressel

I’m with Geoff Stults and Michael Clark Duncan from The Finder. I’ll be fine if I get lost.

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- on March 17, 2016 at 9:58 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Mary. I haven’t watched that show. I’ll have to check it out. Good Luck. Dee
  
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  - on March 17, 2016 at 10:38 am Mary J. McCoy-Dressel
    
    Hi, Deidra, I’ve only watched it once on Netflix, and if it was ever on TV, I missed it. I’ll watch it again though.
    
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on March 11, 2016 at 11:57 pm | Reply the blighter's rock

watching reruns of Dexter so best build a signal fire and hope for a passing cargo ship

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- on March 17, 2016 at 10:09 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  If there’s a serial killer on the island, you’re in good hands. Dee
  
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on March 12, 2016 at 7:09 am | Reply Amy Marie

I’m stuck with James Franco from 11.22.63. Looks like we’ll need to find something to do to keep ourselves busy on that island, wink, wink… Before going back in time to save Kennedy.

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- on March 17, 2016 at 10:09 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Amy. I’m with you. Take your time looking for that door.
  dee
  
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on November 3, 2016 at 10:09 am | Reply Samantha

I just watched The Middle… I suppose I’d try running. Really fast.

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on November 3, 2016 at 11:39 am | Reply iemergedinlondonrain

Ha! Trapped with Col. Jack O’Neill (with two L’s). Since he moonlight ed as MacGyver, I have a strong feeling were gettin’ off this rock alive.

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on November 3, 2016 at 11:49 am | Reply Tinny Time

Well I am trapped with Buffy, so if we are trapped together she could save you from becoming a blood bath.

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on November 3, 2016 at 11:49 am | Reply Tinny Time

blood bag* hahaha

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on November 3, 2016 at 12:25 pm | Reply Talya

I just watched Star Trek Beyond, so that leaves me in the very capable hands of Jaylah. “Don’t break my house.”

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on November 3, 2016 at 3:34 pm | Reply Tammi Kale

Thank goodness, I’d be with Jethro Gibbs!

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on November 3, 2016 at 7:49 pm | Reply Devil Doll Musings

Last watched show was Outlander so Jamie Fraser will be keeping me company.

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on November 3, 2016 at 9:23 pm | Reply tahenryauthoress

I’m trapped with Mark Sloane from Grey’s anatomy.why would be trying to escape. I’ll just have sex until someone finds us. Lol

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on November 3, 2016 at 10:07 pm | Reply Quixie

Oh shit. Then I’m with Paul Spencer, the sexual sadist serial murderer from the show The Fall.😨

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on November 3, 2016 at 11:28 pm | Reply Jon

Trapped with Frank Gallagher from Shameless. It’s about gathering booze & creating insane plans to make money for an escape.

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on November 4, 2016 at 6:33 pm | Reply charcamolson

Bryan from Limitless. As long as he has some NZT on him, we should be able to figure out a way off.

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on November 5, 2016 at 2:48 am | Reply poojalakshmi_KRG

Your tagline is so attractive…

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on November 22, 2016 at 11:20 am | Reply Sara Kenneth

Edward Cullen from Breaking Dawn 1….
Yipeeee….
My vampire addiction got a lot more vampire-y !! :’)

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on November 28, 2016 at 7:56 am | Reply susansperspective

I’m trapped with Jakob The Liar(played by the late Robin Williams); sadly it does not end well, he doesn’t get out and neither will I. 😦

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on December 2, 2016 at 7:24 am | Reply Sam Dillie

I’m with the Grinch!

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on December 7, 2016 at 1:41 am | Reply Genesisnvibe

I’m trapped with wonder woman,guess I’ll the fist she’s ever met and the first she’s stuck with..

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on February 9, 2017 at 8:08 pm | Reply ericjpostma

I just watched the latest episode of Arrow. I either become a massive badass or get run through with a sword or arrow by a random bad guy. On the plus side, I stand a 75% chance of getting resurrected and becoming a badass anyway. 🙂

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on February 19, 2017 at 2:34 pm | Reply aj vosse

Phew… fortunately my second last was Caligula! Tennis was the last! Phew!! 😈

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on May 16, 2017 at 2:16 am | Reply solosocial

“Susan” (Amy Adams) from “Nocturnal Animals”. Actually, that would be quite nice–in fact, I could show up at that dinner table early, and tell her “Edward” sent me in his place. If she welcomed me to stay–fantastic. If she told me to get lost–I’d have a very good laugh all the way home.

(I just remembered this is supposed to be set on a deserted island–“I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray.”)

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