I’ve had a couple of bosses who were able to appreciate my sense of humor.
I was working on a project with about 75 people, 60 of whom were vegetarians. We were working particularly late one night, so a manager, lets call him Randall, ordered pizzas for everyone.
When the smell of Italian seasoning and bread filled my cube, I meandered on down to the conference room of delicious goodness.
The table was loaded with pizza of every description: salami, sausage, pepperoni, and so on. Until we got to the last two pizzas which were vegetarian. I stood there by Randall observing the luscious display.
I said, “Next time you should get more vegetarian. You know almost everyone’s a vegetarian.”
He said, “I did.”
“I only see two.”
“There’s those mushroom, onion, and bacon pizzas.”
“Oh crap, bacon.You must think I’m an idiot.”
“No, I prefer special.”