Archive for June, 2011

My Grandmother wanted to be cremated and have her ashes spread over a field of blue bonnets. So after she was cremated, someone thought it was be a good idea to take handfuls of her and spread her around thinking good thoughts. Midway through I realized how disgusting this was. That was about the time the wind picked up. Grandma blew back in my face and I choked on her.

On our way home, one of my sisters wanted to go through a drive through and pick up a burger.

I said, “I have to go in. I have Grandma all over my hands and steering wheel.”

My sister start to laugh. That’s when I realized she a smudge of Grandma on her teeth. I told her to keep her mouth shut, but she never listens. I wonder if that makes her a cannibal.

Someday soon I’ll have to tell you how my sisters misplaced Mom. They are in so much trouble when they get to heaven.


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For fans of Prairie Jones Dreamwalker, I’ve posted a scene on her page from the last week of school. She had another run in with Charlene, head cheerleader. Want to bet on who won? I’ll catch you up later this week.

For all of you who are out for the summer, rock on for the girl with a job. Let’s see if I can hold onto it for a few more weeks. My boss has a thing about time and I have a thing about ignoring it and him. Remember, I’m on twitter @deidraalexander.

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