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October 20, 2016 by Deidra Alexander

You have been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show or movie you watched are coming to rescue you. Who are they?

Lucifer from the show with the same name is rescuing me. That’s what they call from the frying pan to the fire. Yikes!!

What about you?

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on February 20, 2016 at 9:42 am | Reply Mary J. McCoy-Dressel

(Alex O’Loughlin) Steve McGarrett Hawaii Five-O. Yay, I mean YAY! 🙂 Don’t worry, I’ll convince them to come save you.

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:42 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Mary,
  If you’ve got Alex, I’ll send you the address. Thanks, Dee
  
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on February 20, 2016 at 9:44 am | Reply susielindau

First thing to come to mind? Hot Ichabod Crane from “Sleepy Hollow.”

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- on February 20, 2016 at 5:05 pm | Reply donnajm
  
  Me too! I love that show. He is a cutie!
  
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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:41 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Susie,
  Hello, count me in!! Dee
  
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on February 20, 2016 at 10:53 am | Reply Sha'Tara

My rescuers are Thursday and Morse (Endeavour) – but personally I’d love it if Lucifer came to rescue me. But then thanks to past lives memories, I “know” the real story of Lucifer. Now there’s a being who has suffered true demonization from Iron Age religions.

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:40 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Sha’tara, With Thursday and Morse you stand a fighting chance. With Lucifer I’m not sure I’ll make it home. Thanks for stopping by. Dee
  
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  - on February 21, 2016 at 12:55 pm Sha'Tara
    
    With the real Lucifer, you couldn’t be in better hands. You are under the common Matrix-induced misconception that “Lucifer” is an evil “fallen angel”. That’s the deliberate misinformation. In case you wonder, Lucifer was/is a black female entity, not an angel or archangel. She was the sex slave of the Jehovian ruling deity of her time, then she was “cast down” to earth (this solar system) for refusing to continue serving her evil Time Lord master. The first creation, alluded to in the Hebrew bible, Genesis chapter 1 to chapter 2, verse 3 relates to the works of Lucifer in transforming these worlds. The very early earth knew Lucifer as God. Then came the Jehovian invader and usurper, called “The Lord God” and all hell breaks loose on earth. Myth… or? What is being hidden, for obvious reason, is that under Lucifer the earth knew no predators. No bloodshed, no killing. Once that information enters the mind, everything changes.
    
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on February 20, 2016 at 12:14 pm | Reply tedgiffin

the last show I saw on Television was the state funeral for a Supreme Court Justice.. What does that say? Prior to that was the ending of Rocky Balboa version 1 billion and one.

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:22 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Ted, I think you’re done for. The Supreme Court will probably take their own sweet time reviewing your case. Thanks. Dee
  P.S. I like watching the Congress when they’re in session.
  
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  - on February 21, 2016 at 3:52 pm tedgiffin
    
    I dunno if I watched CSPAN if I would fall into a coma or not… I could very well be done for, stick a fork in me. Be sure when I go to send me off with a Vulcan Salute. 🙂
    
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  - on February 22, 2016 at 7:47 pm Deidra Alexander
    
    I love it when someone gets really passionate about his believes and goes off on all the other congressmen. I also like a good filibuster. A congressman from texas had a good one a while back.
    
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  - on February 22, 2016 at 11:10 pm tedgiffin
    
    Filibusters are great fun! I can see that! Reading Dr Suess or mom’s grocery list 🙂
    
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  - on February 27, 2016 at 9:50 am Deidra Alexander
    
    I followed one all night once. The honorable congressman from Texas about the healthcare bill. It was impressive. I also caught a super awesome rant by a congreeman from New York about the extending healthcare for fireman and police officers injured in 911. Boy, that guy has fire and passion. I loved him. Dee
    
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on February 20, 2016 at 1:42 pm | Reply newpillowbook

Oh, I’m in much better shape – I’ll have Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Joan Watson, and Detective Marcus Bell tracking me down!

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:20 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Yeah, you have the A team. How did Moriarty get a hold of you? Thanks. Dee
  
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  - on February 22, 2016 at 6:02 pm newpillowbook
    
    I can’t tell you that – or, well, I could, but you know what would happen…
    
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  - on February 22, 2016 at 7:22 pm Deidra Alexander
    
    Hi Sharon,
    I know you’d have to kill me.
    Thanks for the comment.
    Dee
    
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  - on February 27, 2016 at 9:51 am Deidra Alexander
    
    Ah yes, the old kill me requirements. LOL Dee
    
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on February 20, 2016 at 3:04 pm | Reply John W. Howell

Ramond Reddington and Liz are coming for me and I have my autograph book ready. It’s right there under me somewhere.

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:18 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi John, Ramond always knows a guy, so I think you’re in good shape. Dee
  
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  - on February 21, 2016 at 2:09 pm John W. Howell
    
    He does. I think so.
    
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on February 20, 2016 at 5:05 pm | Reply Let's CUT the Crap!

Only a wiley character like Columbus could ever save me from kidnappers!

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:16 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  If that’s Christopher Columbus you’re in trouble. He thought America was India. I’m not sure he’ll find you. Dee
  
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  - on February 21, 2016 at 5:54 pm Let's CUT the Crap!
    
    Dang. He had the map laid out the wrong way up. 😀 😀 😀
    
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  - on February 21, 2016 at 6:48 pm Sha'Tara
    
    Poo ol’ Columbus. What we know for sure is, he didn’t have the Piri Reis map or he would’ve known where he landed!
    
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  - on February 22, 2016 at 7:42 pm Deidra Alexander
    
    Hi Sha’Tara,
    
    If he did my people might have avoided all of those nasty European diseases.
    Dee
    
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  - on February 22, 2016 at 7:44 pm Deidra Alexander
    
    LOL, that explains everything. Dee
    
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on February 20, 2016 at 5:10 pm | Reply donnajm

Another character that comes to mind is Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries. He has that bad boy thing going on that is hard to resist!

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:15 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Donna, Oh yeah. Rescue me! Dee
  
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on February 20, 2016 at 6:30 pm | Reply charcamolson

Oh dear. In my case, it’s the characters from Gate, which means I’m getting rescued by a bunch of Japanese special forces, a mage girl, two elves, and an immortal apostle of the Goddess of Death.

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:10 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Sounds like you’re in good hands. Haven’t watched Gate, but it sounds like it’s right up my alley. I’ll have to check it. out. Thanks. Dee
  
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on February 20, 2016 at 7:43 pm | Reply wadholloway

I’m probably in trouble, my last show was Big Bang Theory. Still, the guys will look good in their superhero costumes, and I can always hope Penny takes the lead.

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:09 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Perhaps they’ll think of a super scientific rescue plan. You could do worse. Dee
  
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on February 21, 2016 at 4:21 am | Reply Paul Andrew Russell

Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural. I’ll be okay. 🙂

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:08 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Paul. I’m just wondering if they’re your rescuers, who kidnapped you? Yikes
  
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on February 21, 2016 at 6:21 am | Reply Jim Noonan

Oh, shit. I’m trapped in a hellish industrial kitchen waiting for a flaming shrimp fork wielding Gordon Ramsey to rescue me!

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- on February 21, 2016 at 12:07 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Where there’s a shrimp fork, there must be shrimp. Count me in.
  
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  - on February 21, 2016 at 1:35 pm Jim Noonan
    
    “In!”
    
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on February 21, 2016 at 4:32 pm | Reply angeliquejamail

Deadpool is on his way. I’m not sure whether this is a good thing.

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- on February 22, 2016 at 7:46 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  I don’t know, Angelique. Deadpool sounds like an interesting name. What series is he from? Dee
  
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  - on February 23, 2016 at 1:33 pm angeliquejamail
    
    He’s a Marvel character, sort of an offshoot of X-Men, but a really, really R-rated version.
    
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  - on February 27, 2016 at 9:39 am Deidra Alexander
    
    Hi Angelique, I love the X-Men, particularly wolverine. Dee
    
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  - on February 27, 2016 at 8:36 pm angeliquejamail
    
    Me too. 🙂 Rawr.
    
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on February 21, 2016 at 6:40 pm | Reply Zombie World Order-The Series

Unfortunately, I’m watching The Brady Bunch

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- on February 22, 2016 at 7:43 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Ahhh, that’s not good. Those kids were not a tough bunch.
  Dee
  
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on February 21, 2016 at 8:48 pm | Reply Jinzo_2400

Stringfellow Hawke,Dominic Santani and Archangel were on their way….until I told ’em the cheetah called Paladin took care of business!

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- on February 22, 2016 at 7:40 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  What series is this? Sounds like something I’d like to watch. Thanks Dee
  
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  - on February 22, 2016 at 8:22 pm Jinzo_2400
    
    The show was called “Airwolf” and it ran for 3 seasons on CBS,it was a great show full of adventure and one bad ass helicopter!
    
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  - on February 27, 2016 at 9:50 am Deidra Alexander
    
    I’ll have to look into it just for the “bad ass helicopter”.
    
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on February 21, 2016 at 9:05 pm | Reply D. Wallace Peach

Daryl and Rick from the Walking Dead. There’s a good chance I won’t make it!

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- on February 22, 2016 at 7:40 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Wallace,
  If the zombies kidnapped you, you’re either a snack or a member. Either way not good,
  Thanks.
  Dee
  
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on February 22, 2016 at 4:19 am | Reply storiesbybethan

I’m fine – I have the fellowship of the ring lot coming for me…or orcs…uhm… #thelordoftherings

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- on February 22, 2016 at 7:33 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Bethan,
  Either the Orcs kidnapped you or are rescuing you. Either way not good for you. Dee
  
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on February 23, 2016 at 1:15 pm | Reply baarbaarathesheep

Great inspirational exercise: I was lucky enough to be rescued by Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, how cool is that? Problem was they were vigilante cops (Righteous Kill 2008) and they then killed my kidnapper. Unfortunately for them I had developed Stockholm Syndrome and grassed them up.

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- on February 27, 2016 at 9:42 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Super story! I like a little Al and Robert myself. Dee
  
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on February 23, 2016 at 2:29 pm | Reply Emma

Jace, Isabelle and the rest of the Shadowhunters are on their way.

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- on February 27, 2016 at 9:38 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Emma,
  Not to shabby.
  Thanks. Dee
  
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on February 24, 2016 at 12:01 am | Reply Jerrie

Hi Deidra. Just gotta say I love your style and appreciate that you stopped by my goofy blog. No, appreciate is the wrong word. Flattered! Yes, that’s it! I’m flattered you spent some of your time to see me. Thanks.

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- on February 27, 2016 at 9:32 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi Jerrie,
  The pleasure was mine and I love goofy. Thank you for your comment. I appreciate your kind words.
  dee
  
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on February 24, 2016 at 1:50 pm | Reply Laurie Welch

Oh gee. I wish I read this yesterday. Because if I am honest, I just finished watching the last episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Please leave me with the kidnapper 🙂

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on February 26, 2016 at 2:03 am | Reply franklparker

Hi Deirdra. Thanks for liking my post bout turning a blind eye

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- on February 27, 2016 at 9:14 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  It was my pleasure. I enjoyed your post. Dee
  
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on February 27, 2016 at 2:45 am | Reply ireadnovels

I like your picture you use as your logo for your site, did you get it from a book if so what is the name of the book?

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- on February 27, 2016 at 9:08 am | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  No it’s not from a book. It would make a great cover though. Thanks. Dee
  
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on February 27, 2016 at 11:56 pm | Reply The Girl From Jupiter

Olivia Pope and the President of the United States. Score! 🙂

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- on February 28, 2016 at 12:06 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Air Force 1 on the way. Thanks. Dee
  
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on March 19, 2016 at 7:24 pm | Reply alexraphael

I was watching an old episode of The Mentalist so I think I’d be in great hands with Jayne. I do like Endeavour though so would have no trouble if they came to save the day.

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on March 21, 2016 at 4:26 pm | Reply Carrie Birde

Thank you for “liking” my recent blog post — “Sticking One’s Neck Out” — which has allowed me to find you! This premise tickled me, because the last show I watched was a re-run of “Frasier” and the idea of being “rescued” by a psychoanalyst and his similarly trained brother strikes me as both comical and…appropriate! 😉

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- on March 26, 2016 at 8:23 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Oh Lord, you’re going to die laughing.
  Dee
  
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on April 5, 2016 at 7:01 am | Reply jt

Love this! For me it would be The Office. Maybe not as bad as Lucifer, though probably slightly more incompetent.

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- on April 6, 2016 at 1:55 pm | Reply Deidra Alexander
  
  Hi JT. I hate to say it, but I don’t think you’re going to make it. Thanks for the comment. Dee
  
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on October 20, 2016 at 10:00 am | Reply tahenryauthoress

Arrow is on his way. smiles. I feel moderately secure I will be rescued and with only minor damage, unless I sleep with him after he rescues me, then I will die in an episode shortly in the future. LOL

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on October 20, 2016 at 10:09 am | Reply amelialp

The Eleventh Doctor and Clara Oswald. Not bad 🙂

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on October 20, 2016 at 10:39 am | Reply The Girl From Jupiter

Hooray! The last show I watched was Smallville. Perfect! 🙂

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on October 20, 2016 at 10:39 am | Reply Talya

The Big Bang Theory. I’m not sure I’ll survive. They definitely are smart enough, but Sheldon will have to knock three times before he enters the room, and once inside- he will probably have to reorganize the room… or spend his time finding the perfect place to sit down… Wolowitz will probably hit on me… Koothapali will probably bring a bottle of wine and spend the time asking why no woman likes him.

That leaves Leonard, Penny, and possibly Amy to save me.

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on October 20, 2016 at 11:11 am | Reply tcriggs

You had to ask this after I just watch the presidential debate last night. *sigh*

Can I answer this tomorrow? After watching Supernatural that is recorded on the DVR?

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on October 20, 2016 at 12:09 pm | Reply cyranny

Hannibal… Brilliant enough to get me out of trouble. And afterwards, I don’t mind if he decides to spare my life or not… He could nibble on any part of my body, anytime 😉 *sigh* hehehe

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on October 20, 2016 at 4:05 pm | Reply sinisterdarksoul

SUPER GIRL! 😀

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on October 20, 2016 at 6:23 pm | Reply Devil Doll Musings

Outlander, hello Jamie!

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on October 21, 2016 at 2:03 am | Reply Karissa Thorpe

Luke Cage from Marvel’s Luke Cage rescues me

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on October 21, 2016 at 7:19 am | Reply youmeanme

Sam and Dean Winchester are coming to save me from Supernatural shenanigans… terrifying yet exciting

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on October 21, 2016 at 10:19 am | Reply TaQuanda Taylor

Colombiana from Colombiana

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on October 21, 2016 at 3:31 pm | Reply Lost In A Good Book

Good god. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are going to fight to the death over my cold dead corpse aren’t they. The debate is the last thing I watched. 😉

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on October 21, 2016 at 6:30 pm | Reply Rachel & Kali

Guess I’m getting the cast of the Gilmore Girls. Should be an interesting rescue.

– Kali

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on October 21, 2016 at 10:06 pm | Reply lghiggins

I am watching “House” on Netflix. I certainly wouldn’t choose him for my rescuer!

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on October 24, 2016 at 8:26 am | Reply WriteReviseEdit

This is great … mine’s Amy Schumer. Yikes! I’m in trouble. (lol)

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on October 24, 2016 at 3:46 pm | Reply Angelyn

Being rescued by Lucifer is a little like going to hell in a hand-basket, I suppose.

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on May 16, 2017 at 2:33 am | Reply solosocial

Well, that’s a bit complicated. The last movie I watched was “Nocturnal Animals”. So “Susan” (Amy Adams) would show up to rescue me–which would be fantastic if she could get me away from there before those highway psychopaths showed up. If she couldn’t, they would ruin everything–to say the least. And of course if she could, I would be overjoyed knowing that “Edward” (Jake Gyllenhaal) would never show up to ruin anything.

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on May 22, 2017 at 2:03 am | Reply Earthpages.org

Sansa Stark. I’d be forever lost in her innocent, noble charms.

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