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You’re trapped on a deserted island with the main character from the last movie or TV program you last watched. How do you survive and/or escape?
I’m trapped with Claus Michaelson, the lead vampire from the Original. I think I just became a blood bag.
Posted in anxiety, art, comedian, entertainment, family, humor, life, Personal, photography, sarcasm, television, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged funny on July 11, 2016| 54 Comments »
My sister was tired of expensive cable bills, so she cancelled her cable.
Of course a cable company representative called to try and entice her back with a special offer. He asked, “I see you cancelled your cable service. May I ask why?”
I’m sure he expecting some reply like, ‘It’s too expensive’ or maybe ‘I don’t really watch it that much’.
Did my sister say one of these canned replies? No.
She said, “I canceled cable to get the devil out of my life.”
The voice on the other end of the phone was silent. That’s right, try to find a special offer for demonic possession. That story surely became call center legend.
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