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Sea Princess
Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, sarcasm, Uncategorized, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, fantasy, food, funny, job, like, paranormal, work, writer, writing on August 21, 2014| 16 Comments »
Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Future, or Past. You tell me?
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Flower
Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, sarcasm, Uncategorized, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, fantasy, food, funny, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on August 19, 2014| 8 Comments »
Sorry no snappy repartee, Just pretty…
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Water …Water…
Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, sarcasm, Uncategorized, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, fantasy, food, funny, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on August 16, 2014| 15 Comments »
Damn Gecko.
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Gram’s Reindeer Recipe: The Other, Other White Meat
Posted in comedian, comic, family, Fantasy/Scifi, humor, My Writing Updates, Personal, Random, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, family, funny, humor, job, laugh, life, work, writer, writing on August 15, 2014| 17 Comments »
I can’t imagine why a Reindeer Pot Roast recipe is included in my family archives . Was Santa on someone s**t list? Was one of my ancestors going to show Mr. Claus what when you leave a stocking full of oranges instead of candy? I can;t tell you for sure.
But I can give you a jist of the recipe.
Wipe down the roast with LARD, preferably salted pork lard. (You can tell the age of a recipe by the term used to reference fat. This one’s old.)
Roll roast in flour, salt, and pepper.
Fry the roast in more salted pork LARD (1/2 pound) in a “kettle”. (Yeah, this is an old recipe.)
Brown flour in “Kettle”. (Okay, she was confused about kettles, but hey, she could write, so get over it.)
Place roast on rack in bottom of kettle. (Because hey don’t forget the LARD is still in there. Add water, seasonings (not getting too fancy because the only seasoning is one bay leaf) , cover and simmer.
Add carrots, onions, potatoes and turnips. (Haven’t heard that one in a recipe in a long time.)
If you don’t have enough meat for everyone make dumplings.
And so my Foodie Friends, add that one to your cookbook!
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Enjoying the Day? I Think Not.
Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, shopping, Uncategorized, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, fantasy, food, funny, humor, humour, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on August 14, 2014| 9 Comments »
What’s her story?
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Are you still looking at ME?
Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, sarcasm, Uncategorized, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, fantasy, food, funny, humor, humour, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on August 12, 2014| 10 Comments »
Why I oughta…
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Bologna on the Half Shell?
Posted in comedian, comic, family, humor, sarcasm, Uncategorized, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, fantasy, food, funny, humor, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on August 11, 2014| 23 Comments »
Another recipe from the family vault. I’m amazed to find someone write this recipe down, but it’s your gain or loss, whatever.
Think oysters on the half shell but without the oyster. Okay, this may be a little too gourmet for some of you, so bear with me.
To start, you’re going to need cooked rice. Combine the rice with water, Worcestershire, vinegar, sugar, ketchup
(You know it’s high class when ketchup’s in the ingredients.)
and butter.
(Because we all know bologna doesn’t contain the fat content we’re looking for.)
Heat all that crap up. (I should write a cookbook with descriptions like that.)
In the meantime heat up fat, yes I said it, FAT in a skillet. (I like it when they just call a spade a spade.)
Brown the bologna. Now you’re getting it. Bologna cups, half shells.
Fill the bologna cup with rice, top with cheese, and broil.
There you have it. What I like to call – Country Folk Half Shells.
God, I thought fancy bologna was greatness when I was a kid.
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Whose Beach Is It?
Posted in art, comedian, humor, sarcasm, Uncategorized, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, fantasy, food, funny, humor, humour, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on August 8, 2014| 18 Comments »
Look see, this is our beach. Don’t make me get the other bouncers. Cause Walrus baby, we will take you on.
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Something’s Not Right in Denmark or Hawaii
Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, sarcasm, Uncategorized, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, fantasy, food, funny, humor, humour, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on August 7, 2014| 28 Comments »
What do you think happened? And no, you can’t say global warming.
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