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Braless Day by Doctor’s Order
Posted in comedian, comic, family, humor, sarcasm, Uncategorized, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, family, fantasy, food, funny, humor, humour, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on July 16, 2014| 54 Comments »
I was in an accident yesterday and hurt my side. If I turn the wrong way, I feel like I can’t breath. When asked, the doctor suggested that I not wear a bra for a while, YEAH BABY!
How to sum up the first day post accident?
The codeine’s … … … … … …
That pretty much says it.
What’s Her Story?
Posted in art, comedian, comic, family, Fantasy/Scifi, humor, Personal, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, family, fantasy, food, funny, humor, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on July 5, 2014| 49 Comments »
In fifth grade English, Mrs. Barnett use to give us a picture from a magazine and had us write a story about it. To this day, I still find this fun. Person, place or thing, what’s the rest of the story?
Is she good or is she bad? Was she jilted on her wedding day? There are no rules, whatever you think is the right answer.
Shall we play?
I was told I’m evil, a child of the dark. The light say I may be innocent now, but eventually I will kill and destroy just as my ancestors have done.
Until a few months ago, I thought there were only humans and I was one of them. I didn’t even know fae existed, light or dark. Now I’m hunted, already judged and sentenced because of what, not who I am.
I’m one of the last dark fae. I can’t let them execute me. But if I fight the light, will I fulfill my dark destiny?
What’s her story? Tell us your version.
Which Cowboy Would You Chose?
Posted in comedian, comic, family, humor, Personal, Random, sarcasm, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, family, fantasy, food, funny, homour. job, humor, life paranormal, romance, work, writer, writing on June 27, 2014| 50 Comments »
I’ve been playing around with the length of my blog posts. I usually write short posts. I tried creating longer posts.
My last post was about fake cowboys. It was the long version. Here is the shorter version.
You Call Yourself A Cowboy?
Here’s my message to a couple of guys on my flight back to Texas.
If you paint your boots with puffy paint, you are not a cowboy. If you bedazzle your belt to match your puffy painted boots, maybe you best stay home.
If you have bling on your jeans, skip the rodeo. If you need to tie your hat on, don’t wear it.
A real cowboy fills his jeans with an air of freedom and a bit of wilderness. He strides confidently in worn boots. More often then not, there’s a little stubble on his chin.
He doesn’t bedazzle or puffy paint anything. He tips his hat to the passing ladies, no strings necessary.
I loves me a cowboy. All pretenders need not apply.
So which do you prefer, this post or the next?
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