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Sorry no snappy repartee, Just pretty…

Water …Water…


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Damn Gecko.

 

 


I can’t imagine why a Reindeer Pot Roast recipe is included in my family archives . Was Santa on someone s**t list? Was one of my ancestors going to show Mr. Claus what when you leave a stocking full of oranges instead of candy? I can;t tell you for sure.

But I can give you a jist of the recipe.

Wipe down the roast with LARD, preferably salted pork lard. (You can tell the age of a recipe by the term used to reference fat. This one’s old.)

Roll roast in flour, salt, and pepper.

Fry the roast in more salted pork LARD (1/2 pound) in a “kettle”. (Yeah, this is an old recipe.)

Brown flour in “Kettle”. (Okay, she was confused about kettles, but hey, she could write, so get over it.)

Place roast on rack in bottom of kettle. (Because hey don’t forget the LARD is still in there. Add water, seasonings (not getting too fancy because the only seasoning is one bay leaf) , cover and simmer.

Add carrots, onions, potatoes and turnips. (Haven’t heard that one in a recipe in a long time.)

If you don’t have enough meat for everyone make dumplings.

And so my Foodie Friends, add that one to your cookbook!


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What’s her story?


robin williams

My all time favorite comedian. He could make it clean and hysterical.


This is the most hysterical video in a long time. Enjoy.

All credit goes Minion Dave and Bridgette P.


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Why I oughta…


Another recipe from the family vault. I’m amazed to find someone write this recipe down, but it’s your gain or loss, whatever.

Think oysters on the half shell but without the oyster. Okay, this may be a little too gourmet for some of you, so bear with me.

To start, you’re going to need cooked rice. Combine the rice with water, Worcestershire, vinegar, sugar, ketchup 

(You know it’s high class when ketchup’s in the ingredients.)

and butter. 

(Because we all know bologna doesn’t contain the fat content we’re looking for.)

Heat all that crap up. (I should write a cookbook with descriptions like that.)

In the meantime heat up fat, yes I said it, FAT in a skillet. (I like it when they just call a spade a spade.)

Brown the bologna. Now you’re getting it. Bologna cups, half shells. 

Fill the bologna cup with rice, top with cheese, and broil.

There you have it. What I like to call – Country Folk Half Shells.

God, I thought fancy bologna was greatness when I was a kid.


Remember the Slinky? I still have one. After watching this video, I started having slinky nightmares. A slinky bigger than me comes slithering up, begins dancing to exotic music and the next think I know I’m being eaten by a human size slinky.

And this is the video that started it all. The psychedelic creature still trips me out. True confession time, I can’t stop watching it. It cracks me up and freaks me out at the same time!

I’m never going to play with my slinky again.

The colorful creation is the work of Ioan Veniamin Oprea. He has a website called, humanslinky.com.


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Look see, this is our beach. Don’t make me get the other bouncers. Cause Walrus baby, we will take you on.