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What’s Your Caption?
Posted in comedian, comic, family, Fantasy/Scifi, humor, My Writing Updates, Personal, Random, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, family, funny, humor, job, laugh, life, work, writer, writing on September 11, 2014| 32 Comments »
Back to the Dusty Recipe Box
Posted in comedian, comic, family, humor, My Writing Updates, Personal, Random, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, family, funny, humor, job, laugh, life, work, writer, writing on September 10, 2014| 3 Comments »
We’ll see what weirdness I can pull out today. Closing my eyes, pulling a volume, and opening to random page.
Drum roll please …
French Toasties
I’m pretty sure this is not French nor do the French want to claim it.
Make 4 sandwiches of 4 frankfurters. (Hate to pop bubbles so early. but frankfurter ain’t French.)
You split the hot dogs length wise and width wise and add mustard. (So far so good.)
But Auntie couldn’t stop there. Oh no.
Mix an egg, milk, sugar, and salt. Dip sandwiches in mixture. Top with grated cheese and paprika and bake.
Okay maybe this one isn’t too bad. This great aunt was on a hot dog craze. Must have been a fad. On the same page is GLAMOUR DOGS which in addition to hot dogs, include corn chips, cheese, onion, Worcestershire, and tomato sauce. YUCK!!
This is officially the end of this post. I had a request for a couple of recipes I mentioned in a previous post. Those are listed below. They are part of my Auntie’s “Ladies Fare or Ladies Lunches”.
Frosted Party Sandwiches
Mix 6 oz. cream cheese with 2 Tsp. milk.
Cut 2 – 1/2 inch rounds from 12 slices of white bread.
On 1/3 of the rounds spread butter and salmon salad. These are the bottoms.
On 1/3 of the rounds spread egg salad. These are the middles.
Stack with a plain round on top of the other 2.
Frost the sides and tops of the sandwiches with the cheese mixture.
Decorate with shrimp, capers, olives, mint, parsley, etc. NOTE: Make several hours ahead.
As I remember she was quite creative with the decoration. She made a clock face from capers & slivers of olives, a champagne glass with bubbles, a martini glass, flowers, animals, and fruit.
Melon American
Thaw 2 packages of frozen raspberries and stir. Place in a cup on a platter.
Whip 12 oz of cream cheese and 1/4 cup of milk until fluffy. Heap beside raspberry sauce.
Cut 2 honeydew melons into 1/2 inch slices, arrange on platter and refrigerate.
When served, guests put a little melon, little cheese, and a little sauce on plates.
Ta Da, Melon American.
They’re red, white and green. I don’t know why she called them American. Don’t ask. Learn from me, it’s easier that way.
Raccoons on the Rampage
Posted in comedian, comic, family, Fantasy/Scifi, humor, My Writing Updates, Personal, Random, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, family, funny, humor, job, laugh, life, work, writer, writing on September 2, 2014| 8 Comments »
Whittling Down the Bucket List
Posted in comedian, comic, Random, sarcasm, Uncategorized, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, family, fantasy, food, funny, humor, humour, job, life, paranormal, writer, writing on August 27, 2014| 4 Comments »
Bucket List #483 Eat off of Food Cart
I never really thought I would mark number 483 off of my bucket list, but I did and lived to tell the tale. I’ve wanted to try a food cart munchies for a long time. They don’t have this type of thing in my neck of the woods. I saw a cart yesterday morning and decided to live dangerously. It was just breakfast but still baby steps. Who knows what daring thing I might try next.
I haven’t mentioned the plane ride. It was a proper size plane, three seats on each side. I of course was stuck in the middle. It was a newer plane with drop down TVs and an in-flight movie.
I noticed a safety hazard that should be reported to the FAA. We were packed so tight you couldn’t fart. I’m serious this is both a personal health hazard and a safety concern. Imagine … The flight has ended. Everyone jumps up simultaneously and boom fart gas erupts under high pressure. Then the windows blow out.
I’m telling you, it could happen.
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