Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, sarcasm, Uncategorized, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, fantasy, food, funny, humor, humour, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on August 5, 2014| 6 Comments »
Except for the occasional pollution.
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What’s Up Here?
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What would you write.
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But, I don’t see it.
Posted in art, comedian, comic, family, Fantasy/Scifi, humor, Personal, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, comic, family, fantasy, food, funny, humor, job, life, paranormal, work, writer, writing on July 5, 2014| 49 Comments »
In fifth grade English, Mrs. Barnett use to give us a picture from a magazine and had us write a story about it. To this day, I still find this fun. Person, place or thing, what’s the rest of the story?
Is she good or is she bad? Was she jilted on her wedding day? There are no rules, whatever you think is the right answer.
Shall we play?
I was told I’m evil, a child of the dark. The light say I may be innocent now, but eventually I will kill and destroy just as my ancestors have done.
Until a few months ago, I thought there were only humans and I was one of them. I didn’t even know fae existed, light or dark. Now I’m hunted, already judged and sentenced because of what, not who I am.
I’m one of the last dark fae. I can’t let them execute me. But if I fight the light, will I fulfill my dark destiny?
What’s her story? Tell us your version.
Posted in art, comic, family, humor, Personal, Random, sarcasm, Uncategorized, Writing, tagged author, comedian, comedy, family. job, funny, humor, humour, job, laugh, writer, writing on February 22, 2014| 20 Comments »
Dear Abbie,
I know you must work at Careerbuilder, because your emails end with their name. You send me emails almost everyday. Always with the same subject XYZ Company is interested in you.
I fell for it the first couple of times. I mean who wouldn’t. You work at a large employment site which I regularly use. I figure you have the inside scoop and have found me <blank> (charming, pathetic, funny, sad, annoying, add your own).
I thought perhaps these companies are really shy, like back in grade school and wanted you to slip me a little note. “We like you, do you like us, check yes or no.” I went directly to the company and said, “Yes, I like you and would love to go steady.”
However… Not only did they not send the note, they had never heard of me. And when they had they were nice enough. “We’re sure you’re a really nice person (call security we’ve got a live one.), but we’re already going steady and we really like him… a lot.”
How humiliating.
You’re on notice Abbie. I’m hip to you and your funny hijinks. So when you get an email telling you some awesome company wants to go steady with you, remember I’ve got my eye on you.
Dee
P.S. Am I still your friend? Check Yes or No. NO big fat NNNNNOOOOOO!
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