My sister was tired of expensive cable bills, so she cancelled her cable.
Of course a cable company representative called to try and entice her back with a special offer. He asked, “I see you cancelled your cable service. May I ask why?”
I’m sure he expecting some reply like, ‘It’s too expensive’ or maybe ‘I don’t really watch it that much’.
Did my sister say one of these canned replies? No.
She said, “I canceled cable to get the devil out of my life.”
The voice on the other end of the phone was silent. That’s right, try to find a special offer for demonic possession. That story surely became call center legend.
You know you’re not supposed to play in the laundry.
Can’t get out, can you?
Posted in animals, art, comedian, comic, entertainment, flash fiction, humor, life, Personal, photography, Random, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, writer, Writing | Tagged animals | 20 Comments »
Taking Fake Book Covers by Comedian Scott Rogowsky
Check out his videos on YouTube.
Here’s one to get you started
Posted in art, Best Seller, book review, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, love, photography, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, writer, Writing | Tagged comedian, funny | 37 Comments »
The construction company’s name was Acme and the project manager was named Wiley Coyote. (Sometimes I think I work here.)
My paintbrushes are not kitty chew toys. Please stop taking them from the jar on my desk.
Please stop lying on my freshly painted work. I know “up” is your favorite place. But I put them “up” high so you wouldn’t get to them.
Though the paints are nontoxic, I don’t think you should drink the rinse water. Does it really taste that great?
When I went to answer the phone that was not permission for you to walk on my stamp pad and then across my desk.
When I woke up this morning and you were sleeping with your head on the pillow next to mine, I forgot all the annoying things you did yesterday.
Posted in animals, art, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, Personal, photography, sarcasm, short story, writer, Writing | Tagged animals | 40 Comments »