Day 4 – Review a book. I think this challenge is aimed at bloggers, not fiction writers. These prompts are demonstrating where to get material to write blog posts when you don’t have any materials. This isn’t usually the kind of thing I post. I usually post stories about life, work and my twisted family.
I did a book review earlier in the week, so instead I’m looking at weird gadgets on Amazon. If you are actually interested in purchasing the item, the product names link back to the product pages.
First up, the LED Flashlight Multipurpose Glove. Yes, a flashlight glove.
Next, the Glow Toilet. Need I say more?
How about the Folding Credit Card Knife Pocket Knife? Because even a city slicker runs across the occasional roadkill.
I didn’t say they were to top selling items.
I saw this Endoscope Camera Phone Thingie and thought, “Wow, back up with that thing, Cowboy. No scoping anything over here.”
Review Spy Sunglasses I’m going to have to try to find some girl weirdness, because I seem to be heavy on the guy weirdness. But, if you’re a spy and you’re looking for replacement glasses there are for you. James Bond move over.
I know I promise some girl stuff, but Liquid Ass is just too good to pass up. I might need to buy some of this for my nephew, The Pistol.
This is the Lightning Shocker Game. The slow guy in the group gets the living crap zapped out of him. Great for slower or unsuspecting siblings. I might need one of these myself.
Ok, I actually like this one a lot, the Gadget Carrying Case.
For some reason all the stupid girl gadgets look extremely useful to me. If could be because I’m a girl.
The Banana Hook, okay I’m trying.
The Hand Warmer, once again, infinitely useful.
Got One!! A Pink Gun Wine Bottle Opener If you’re from the south, that’s an accessory you don’t want to be without. I should know since I just put one in my shopping cart.
Stone Fairy House, which looks like a box of rocks to me. Let me know if you’re interested in this one, because I’ve got a box of rocks to sell you.
Just one more, I need this one. Army Guy Bottle Opener. I’ve always been a sucker for a guy in uniform. Add wine and I’m all in. Go Joe.
If you like gadget posts, let me know.
Ah.. the pink gun wine opener is a winner.. chicken dinner ! I know someone that needs it.
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Your creative avoidance is delightful to observe! Got way distracted by the hand warmer. There have been at least 2 times I’d’ve REALLY wanted one of those. Never knew they existed! Now I know that, but don’t know that I’ll ever need one again … nor whether I could find it if I got it now and did want it in say, 3 years. But a fascinating educational diversion – thank you! Should think that would fit well into some short story … Enjoy your pink pistol.
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I….want….one…. But I won’t specify what, since it could prove embarrassing
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My mom sent me the glowing toilet light prior to her visit. In fact, with my mom, if it’s Seen On TV, it will end up in our Christmas package. (Think I’ll drop a hint for the stone house – my little troll would love it.)
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Hey there, that flashlight glove would be perfect for for pointing at stuff in the dark because the electricity went off. Ok, so I’m trying to be positive.
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You made my day! 😊
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A glow toilet…. with a bullseye?
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