
Cheese should be service room temperature. I learned that is France. I just took the cheese out of the frig, so I’m sitting on it trying to warm it up with the bun power. See, I am a super hero with super buns.
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Cheese should be service room temperature. I learned that is France. I just took the cheese out of the frig, so I’m sitting on it trying to warm it up with the bun power. See, I am a super hero with super buns.
Posted in animals, art, comedian, entertainment, family, humor, life, love, photography, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged animals on August 24, 2016| 5 Comments »
Posted in animals, art, comic, entertainment, family, humor, life, love, mother's day, mothers day, Personal, photography, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged animals on August 17, 2016| 7 Comments »
Posted in animals, art, comedian, entertainment, humor, life, love, Personal, sarcasm, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged animals on August 10, 2016| 5 Comments »
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Posted in animals, art, comedian, entertainment, humor, life, photography, sarcasm, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged animals on July 13, 2016| 12 Comments »
Posted in animals, art, comedian, comic, entertainment, flash fiction, humor, life, Personal, photography, Random, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged animals on July 8, 2016| 38 Comments »
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Dear Kitten,
My paintbrushes are not kitty chew toys. Please stop taking them from the jar on my desk.
Dear Kitten,
Please stop lying on my freshly painted work. I know “up” is your favorite place. But I put them “up” high so you wouldn’t get to them.
Dear Kitten,
Though the paints are nontoxic, I don’t think you should drink the rinse water. Does it really taste that great?
Dear Kitten,
When I went to answer the phone that was not permission for you to walk on my stamp pad and then across my desk.
Dear Kitten,
When I woke up this morning and you were sleeping with your head on the pillow next to mine, I forgot all the annoying things you did yesterday.
Posted in animals, art, comedian, entertainment, humor, life, photography, sarcasm, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged animals on June 22, 2016| 31 Comments »
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My dog, Blind Dog, is afraid of the broom, the mop, cell phones, the car, white linoleum, ipods, sticks, bugs, leaves, loud noises, …
She’s brave enough to bark at things from the livingroom window. In an effort to increase her self-esteem, I’m now encouraging her to bark at other dogs from the window.
“Get ‘em Blind Dog, blood makes the grass grow green”.
They say dogs are like their owners, I don’t see it.