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first to fall asleep at slumber party

This isn’t going to look good when you’re 80.

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enough already

Give up, just have him put Mom.

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don't mess with mother nature

Don’t mess with mother nature.

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dont mess with city hall

Don’t mess with city hall.

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don't fall asleep in prison no shaving cream

Stan was the first one to fall asleep at the slumber party.

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didnt want to block lovely view

Didn’t want to block the view.

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Did I tatoo him when I was drunk

Yikes.

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alright where are the plans

We don’t need no stinkin’ plans.

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Ready for the zombie apocalypse

Ready for the zombie apocalypse

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her english teacher said snap

Her English teacher said, “Aw, snap.”

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