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Human Taxidermy & Other Fake Books

Posted in art, Best Seller, book review, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, love, photography, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged , on July 7, 2016| 72 Comments »


Taking Fake Book Covers by Comedian Scott Rogowsky

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Check out his videos on YouTube.

Here’s one to get you started

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A DIY Project Gone Wrong

Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, life, photography, Uncategorized, tagged on July 1, 2016| 51 Comments »


 

wily coyote strikes again.

The construction company’s name was Acme and the project manager was named Wiley Coyote. (Sometimes I think I work here.)

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Dear Kitten

Posted in animals, art, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, Personal, photography, sarcasm, short story, writer, Writing, tagged on June 30, 2016| 52 Comments »


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Dear Kitten,

My paintbrushes are not kitty chew toys. Please stop taking them from the jar on my desk.

Dear Kitten,

Please stop lying on my freshly painted work. I know “up” is your favorite place. But I put them “up” high so you wouldn’t get to them.

Dear Kitten,

Though the paints are nontoxic, I don’t think you should drink the rinse water. Does it really taste that great?

Dear Kitten,

When I went to answer the phone that was not permission for you to walk on my stamp pad and then across my desk.

Dear Kitten,

When I woke up this morning and you were sleeping with your head on the pillow next to mine, I forgot all the annoying things you did yesterday.

 

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Yippee Ki Yay

Posted in animals, art, comedian, entertainment, humor, life, love, photography, romance, sarcasm, Uncategorized, writer, Writing on June 29, 2016| 11 Comments »


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I loves me a cowboy.

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A Little Steep, Isn’t It?

Posted in art, comedian, comic, entertainment, humor, life, photography, Uncategorized, tagged on June 24, 2016| 42 Comments »


work out

If you can’t walk up it, I don’t think you can roll up it.

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The Return of the Ravens

Posted in anxiety, art, books, depression, entertainment, fantasy, Fantasy/Scifi, Fiction, flash fiction, life, literature, mental health, Personal, photography, sarcasm, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged on June 23, 2016| 29 Comments »


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Shapeless lumps of teeth and flesh surround me, clawing and biting at my arms. Their talons are careful not to tear the green, Grecian gown I wear. Together we rise slowly from the pit.

A great flash of light.

I drop to a crouch, hugging my knees to my chest. The creatures ignite falling in columns of ash around me.

I wake to blazing lights cutting across the sky, punctuated by a barrage of thunder. The storm rages outside and I am sweat drenched in bed.

If I could paint the images in my head. The cavernous hall, filled with sights and words I cannot banish. I try to chase the ravens from my window sill, but they always return wanting more.

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Rub My Belly

Posted in animals, art, comedian, entertainment, humor, life, photography, sarcasm, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged on June 22, 2016| 31 Comments »


Pet the kitty!

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How to Curse at Work & Still Have a Job

Posted in anxiety, art, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, immigration, life, literature, mental health, photography, sarcasm, short story, writer, Writing, tagged on June 21, 2016| 16 Comments »


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Hey Maybelle, the dish needs adjusting.

Why me?

Because you’re in charge of dishes.

I’ve been thinking again. This time about tourettes. I worked with a guy who had tourettes, but he only twitched when he got nervous. He didn’t yell out random obscenities. I thought he should just for fun. I would.

I would begin all meetings with –

“I want to apologize in advance. I have tourettes. When I get nervous I may say a few inappropriate words or phrase. Which can quickly snowball since my nerves will increase the more words I say.”

Then at some point I’ll break in with –

“Holy crap.

Damn it.

Turkey butt.

Sorry ass.

Son of a bitch.

Can those peaches, honey buns!

Sorry my Grandpa was a frugal man.”

And thus would end the meeting on a high note.

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You Said You Wanted Us to Leave…

Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, life, photography, Uncategorized, tagged on June 17, 2016| 9 Comments »


you said not to cut is down

the palm. So we built around it.

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Songs Stuck in My Head

Posted in anxiety, art, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, mental health, photography, sarcasm, short story, writer, Writing, tagged on June 16, 2016| 51 Comments »


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“It’s a beautiful day…” Argh!

Do you ever get songs stuck in your head?

I have a few songs that I seem to cycle through. When I try to stop one another begins.

My usual “… I need you baby and if it’s quite alright I need you baby until the morning light. I need you baby trust in me when I say …” over and over. And I don’t even know the rest of the words.

An oldie She’ll be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes, three verses. Are you kidding me? I know three verses of that song. Must be deeply embedded from my childhood. (verses two and three if anyone is curious – she’ll be driving six white horses and we’ll all go out to meet her…)

And drum roll please. This morning’s song – It’s a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood from Sesame Street. No. No, it’s not beautiful day in the neighborhood because that song is stuck in my head!

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