Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, life, photography, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, Writing on July 25, 2016| 20 Comments »
I was thinking about books and movies that would have been less interesting with just a twist of the name
Posted in art, comedian, comic, entertainment, humor, life, photography, Uncategorized, tagged funny on July 22, 2016| 13 Comments »
Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, life, love, photography, Uncategorized, tagged funny on July 15, 2016| 31 Comments »
Posted in animals, art, comedian, comic, entertainment, flash fiction, humor, life, Personal, photography, Random, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged animals on July 8, 2016| 38 Comments »
Posted in art, Best Seller, book review, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, love, photography, sarcasm, short story, Uncategorized, writer, Writing, tagged comedian, funny on July 7, 2016| 72 Comments »
Taking Fake Book Covers by Comedian Scott Rogowsky
Check out his videos on YouTube.
Here’s one to get you started
Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, life, photography, Uncategorized, tagged funny on July 1, 2016| 51 Comments »
The construction company’s name was Acme and the project manager was named Wiley Coyote. (Sometimes I think I work here.)
Posted in animals, art, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, life, literature, Personal, photography, sarcasm, short story, writer, Writing, tagged animals on June 30, 2016| 52 Comments »
Dear Kitten,
My paintbrushes are not kitty chew toys. Please stop taking them from the jar on my desk.
Dear Kitten,
Please stop lying on my freshly painted work. I know “up” is your favorite place. But I put them “up” high so you wouldn’t get to them.
Dear Kitten,
Though the paints are nontoxic, I don’t think you should drink the rinse water. Does it really taste that great?
Dear Kitten,
When I went to answer the phone that was not permission for you to walk on my stamp pad and then across my desk.
Dear Kitten,
When I woke up this morning and you were sleeping with your head on the pillow next to mine, I forgot all the annoying things you did yesterday.
Posted in art, comedian, comic, entertainment, humor, life, photography, Uncategorized, tagged funny on June 24, 2016| 42 Comments »
Posted in anxiety, art, books, comedian, comic, entertainment, fantasy, Fiction, flash fiction, humor, immigration, life, literature, mental health, photography, sarcasm, short story, writer, Writing, tagged entertainment on June 21, 2016| 16 Comments »
Hey Maybelle, the dish needs adjusting.
Why me?
Because you’re in charge of dishes.
I’ve been thinking again. This time about tourettes. I worked with a guy who had tourettes, but he only twitched when he got nervous. He didn’t yell out random obscenities. I thought he should just for fun. I would.
I would begin all meetings with –
“I want to apologize in advance. I have tourettes. When I get nervous I may say a few inappropriate words or phrase. Which can quickly snowball since my nerves will increase the more words I say.”
Then at some point I’ll break in with –
“Holy crap.
Damn it.
Turkey butt.
Sorry ass.
Son of a bitch.
Can those peaches, honey buns!
Sorry my Grandpa was a frugal man.”
And thus would end the meeting on a high note.
Posted in art, comedian, comic, humor, life, photography, Uncategorized, tagged funny on June 17, 2016| 9 Comments »
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