Top 7 Reasons the Mayan calendar ended in 2012
Because the author’s chisel broke.
Because the author accrued a lot of vacation.
Because someone got carpal tunnel syndrome.
Because an overachiever got really far ahead.
Because they ran out of flat rocks.
Because the dirty English came with their chicken pox.
The great Mayan calendar maker’s strike of the 5th century B.C.
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8. Because they knew I would start my blog in 2013, and no way were they promoting that!
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It works for me.
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Too much time on their hands
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The team needed a heads up for that hoop game they played? (Poor choice for athletic equipment – mush head and rot was a problem for long matches or tournament games)
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Ha ha. Sounds about right to me. 😆
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What, no alien abduction? :>
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Because the world actually did end then . . . and we have just been too self-absorbed to notice.
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Have you checked out my new poem…would love to read your thoughtful comment
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option 1 was always my response haha fab post, made be chuckle after a hard day 🙂
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Love this!! So funny and insightful.
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This reminds me of Troy(from the TV SHOW Community) when he says, “My mouth needs to be farther away from my mouth, and my brain needs another brain!” XD
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