I invited myself over to my sister’s house. I still don’t have heat, so I was seeking some warmth.
The Pistol has a brother in high school, who is himself a bit of a pistol. We were watching TV when an erectile dysfunction commercial came on.
Older Brother asked, “Pistol, do you know what erectile dysfunction is?”
Pistol’s Mom, “Stop it.”
Pistol replied, “Yeah.”
Pistol’s Mom was rendered speechless and full of dread.
Pistol continued, “It’s when your reptile has a big problem.”
Older Brother, “Well, not quite.”
Mom regained consciousness, “SHUT UP!”
And so the Pistol missed a bit of knowledge from his older brother.
Of course I just laughed hysterically through the whole thing, chanting tell him, tell him. I was escorted off of the premises again.
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You wrote: Of course I just laughed hysterically through the whole thing, chanting tell him, tell him. I was escorted off of the premises again.
I would have laughed myself right into a hernia…
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Hernia another new word for the pistol.
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Very Funny Deidra and good to read your posts again.
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I’m gonna be 70 soon and I recall that back in the ’60s (in between tokes) that we would never be so up tight about sex as our parents were. Of course the pill was available then and the multilayer crinolines had given way to the midi and mini. Of course I grew up in NY and Cali. Cutting to the chase, we were very liberated in those days. Today we who were born in the ’40s have inherited the mantle of past generations.
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And the pistol is how old? Probably already knew the word form the playground. He will never tell.
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OH no he had no problem asking the definitions of the words he learned on the playground.
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Hillarious!
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Great post, is always wonderful to have a laugh!
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Wow.
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Well a snake’s a reptile, so Pistol may not have been so wrong. 😉
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