Today’s challenge is to write using a bad voice. Problem:I don’t think I have another voice. This is my crappy voice.
I have an instruction voice.
Step 1. Strike nail with hammer.
Step 2. Repeat Step 1…
I have a Simon Says voice.
Simon says stand up.
Simon says hop up and down on one leg.
Simon says turn around.
Sit down.
Simon didn’t say…
I have a resting bitchy face. Someone mentioned it just today, but I don’t know if I have a resting bitchy voice. I’ll give it a try.
“You suck. You can’t read to save your life. You are such a bad reader, you don’t know you aren’t reading this correctly.”
Did that work? Are you doubting your ability to read? Did I make you cringe?
I might have a whiny voice. Here try it.
“Why? Why would you say that? You aren’t fair. I never get to do anything. You don’t trust me.”
I don’t know. Do you feel the urge to grab some cheese?
This prompt really stumped me. I’m hoping for better inspiration tomorrow.
One could, perhaps, interpret “bad voice” as meaning an evil voice; i.e. from the point of view of an evil character?
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You may enjoy the tresses in your mouth if you have xenotrichophilia – to coin a word!
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I could muster “mad” or “bully” or “indignant” or … but “BAD”? Too vague. Who’s the judge of what constitutes bad? Perhaps the intent is bad grammar? Or naughty words?
Meanwhile, what’s with the resting bitchy label? I’d call that a “bad rap”.
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Sounds like your voice is having a bad hair day.
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I feel like you are writing about me! Bwhahahaha!!! 🙂
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Perhaps by writing in a bad voice they mean passive writing rather than active. As a short example, she was doing is passive, she did is active.
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Could be.
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