In my current job search, I have several job sites sending me email of potential matches. One site sends me emails via the name Mindy. She’s always on the lookout for great jobs I’ve overlooked. Let’s see what Mindy’s put in my job bucket today.
- Certified Trainer – Never been to a gym so I guess I could be qualified and not know it.
- Truck Driver – Mindy and I need to take a ride around the block, clearly she has never ridden with me. You talk about armed and dangerous, me driving a big rig, really?
- Extrusion Operator – Hum, there’s all kinds of potty humor attached to that one… but I’ll spare you.
- Fun and Responsible – That’s a job title I can get into, though I may be a little light on the responsible end. That job listing expired, AARRRGGHHH.
Dear Mindy, while I know that you’ve taken valuable time from your schedule to send me the super opportunities above, you’ll pardon me if I keep looking for a job on my own.
Thanks for all your help.
Dee
I so know that and it bugs the hell out of me. Why do they send offers out at all, if they don’t even bother trying to match your CV with them? And then they’re annoyed you turn them down. I’ll probably never understand this. Good luck with your next hunting turn, though!
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Thanks for sparing us the potty humor. I appreciate that more than you could possibly know. 😀 Good luck to you!
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Best header picture ever (did I miss that before? How could I miss that?)
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Thanks. You didn’t miss it. I change the header frequently.
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I’m in a similar position but the jobs I’m being sent aren’t as varied as yours but are still way off the mark! Hope the job hunting improves
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Keep on keepin’ on. I have Faith, umm, no Faith’s gone. Oh yeah Hope, lovely but a tad flighty. 😉
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These days, the pickings seem to be harsh. Soon, hopefully, better prospects will show up. 🙂
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Sounds like Mindys not doing her job! Good luck too you
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I can see how Mindy landed her job! Have you considered becoming a stand-up comic – you’d do well…
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