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Eyes in the Back of Her Head

July 8, 2012 by Deidra Alexander

Someone asked for my God given name.

I said, “I didn’t know my mother was God?”

That explains things like the eyes in the back of her head.

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on July 8, 2012 at 1:52 am | Reply storiesbywilliams

Mother is always the name of God to children, as it should be 🙂

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on July 8, 2012 at 2:02 am | Reply suedee

My mother definitely had eyes there. 🙂

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on July 8, 2012 at 8:15 am | Reply bdewayne

Well-Your picture is both beautiful and creepy;artful and science fictional.I truly enjoy your skillful brevity.Are you related to Golack from the planet Twilo?

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on July 8, 2012 at 9:40 am | Reply susielindau

That does explain everything!
BTW did you send out a mass Facebook invite for cheap Ipads? I didn’t click since you may have been hacked…

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on July 8, 2012 at 10:36 am | Reply Lissa Rabon

That picture looks a bit scary…actually the vision of eyes in the back of a mother’s head totally creeps me out!

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on July 8, 2012 at 10:48 am | Reply mcolmo

Well, I find it odd she did not ask you to take her to your leader or God.

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on July 8, 2012 at 11:30 am | Reply pennycoho

Great post. I always wondered about that myself. My mom just always knew what I was up to. That explains things nicely 😀

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on July 8, 2012 at 11:57 am | Reply maggiebird

Woah, that explains a lot about my mother!

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on July 8, 2012 at 7:16 pm | Reply Ron

I’m just a guy with a poetic reply…

She had eyes in the back of her head,
It was something that filled me with dread;
She saw all that we did,
Even things that were hid,
And heard words that were secretly said.

Compliments of Humorous Interludes
http://ronyaroshauthor.com/

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on July 9, 2012 at 3:24 am | Reply clinock

Hello Mum…

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on July 9, 2012 at 10:15 am | Reply Message In A Fold

You are too funny :D. Enjoyed this post immensely.

Leslie

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on July 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm | Reply Elixir Martian

🙂

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on July 9, 2012 at 2:41 pm | Reply cooper

awesome graphic….

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on July 9, 2012 at 4:43 pm | Reply Shez

Hahaha. Thanks. 😀

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on July 9, 2012 at 7:10 pm | Reply blankenmom

This totally cracked me up! As I tell my boys “I KNOW EVERYTHING!”

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on July 10, 2012 at 3:16 pm | Reply Jayne

We moms are mysterious creatures!

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on July 10, 2012 at 3:54 pm | Reply Valentina

@Blankenmon, I like that “I know everything”.

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on July 12, 2012 at 7:57 pm | Reply philosophermouseofthehedge

Whoa – so right!
(But does that make you a miniGod?…petitegoddess?…princessgoddess?)

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on July 29, 2012 at 12:12 am | Reply Ileandra Young

I’m glad I’m not the only one who find that phrase strange. God had noting at all to do with my name. Not any of them!

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on August 3, 2012 at 10:37 pm | Reply sophiamariamilan

Sarcastic and clever! 🙂

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