Someone told me I have the ass that can rule the world. I thought about it, but there are already enough asses ruling the world.
Life sucks, then it sucks some more and when it's through someone's usually dead.
- Coworker I sent my fake vacation pictures to almost recognized the Batman begins temple thingie where I supposedly spent the night. Oops 19 hours ago
- Sent email to coworker who thinks I'm in Nepal with photos from Batman, golden child & Indiana Jones. 21 hours ago
- I think we still have rain coming but I think the worst has past 3 days ago
- Preparing for possible tornado. Potty, shoes on, pulling up hatch to under house 3 days ago
- Washing towels, washer won't balance, sitting on washer to stop rocking 5 days ago
- Let fake vacation begin. Coworker thinks I'm going to Himalayas. Anyone know of an easy app to impose my picture on another picture? 1 week ago
- A person at work is convinced I'm going to the Himalayas next week for vacation. I'm sending her pictures from my home where I'll really be 1 week ago
Love to Write