Deidra Alexander's Blog

The Demoness is on my last nerve. She has comments on something I sent her in September. We both agreed then she wasn’t ‘equipped’ to review it. Now she wants to make change!

If you weren’t smart enough to review it then, what makes you think you’ve gotten any smarter? You haven’t grown any brain cells since last year, eaten some maybe, grown some — NO!

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Someone said something so funny it made me laugh until my eye twitched.

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Ever find yourself thinking “Don’t make me take my hair off?”

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I’m going to New Orleans. One of my friends is going too, but she taking her husband and children.
To my friend, if I see you coming towards me and cross the street, it’s not that I don’t love you.  I’m just pretending I don’t know you.

Image from cafebojangles.com

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Someone told me I have the ass that can rule the world. I thought about it, but there are already enough asses ruling the world.

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How country are you? Do you carry a pocket knife? Do you say it’s for cuttin’ limes, because that makes you sound high class?

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Illegal immigration isn’t new, Native Americans called it white people.

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I don’t need bizarre thoughts, I have sisters. They each agree one of them is crazy. What they don’t seem to get is they’re twins. They’re both crazy.

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I taught my four year old neice, Elizabeth to sing Lizzie Borden. It’s really creepy when sung with such a sweet voice. Why won’t my sister let me babysit anymore?

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If your feeling hate and disdain, take it somewhere else. I’m raining on this parade.

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