Deidra Alexander's Blog

Someone said something so funny it made me laugh until my eye twitched.

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Ever find yourself thinking “Don’t make me take my hair off?”

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I’m going to New Orleans. One of my friends is going too, but she taking her husband and children.
To my friend, if I see you coming towards me and cross the street, it’s not that I don’t love you.  I’m just pretending I don’t know you.

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Someone told me I have the ass that can rule the world. I thought about it, but there are already enough asses ruling the world.

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How country are you? Do you carry a pocket knife? Do you say it’s for cuttin’ limes, because that makes you sound high class?

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Illegal immigration isn’t new, Native Americans called it white people.

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I don’t need bizarre thoughts, I have sisters. They each agree one of them is crazy. What they don’t seem to get is they’re twins. They’re both crazy.

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I taught my four year old neice, Elizabeth to sing Lizzie Borden. It’s really creepy when sung with such a sweet voice. Why won’t my sister let me babysit anymore?

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If your feeling hate and disdain, take it somewhere else. I’m raining on this parade.

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I reuse aluminum foil and paper towels. My friends keep telling me you didn’t go through the great depression like your grandmother.

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