Project Monkey Dung is an outlet for all the outrageous things said or thought while at a job. It’s mostly posted through Twitter.
If you don’t have access to Twitter, have a Tweet allergy, or are too scared to post under your own name, leave a comment here and I’ll post it for you. I’ll also be adding stories here that are too long to post on The Twitter. Be looking for the first Don’t Touch the Corporate Sausage. The story of a real email sent by a real partner at a real company. I know, hard to believe.
Project Inception: Some days it’s like we’re deep in the jungle & everyone around here’s throwing dung – Project Monkey Dung was born.
Here are the current Twitter worthy comments from #ProjectMonkeyDung :
Project Monkey Dung where life ends and perpetual slavery begins.
Was late for staff meeting said can be beautiful or on time boss said not beautiful enough.
We had a meeting to schedule the rest of the meetings.
Boss trying to teach me lesson for being late by scheduling meeting at 8am he’s only punishing himself I’ll never make it.
Why 8:00 a.m. Sucks?
I could like an 8 o’clock meeting if it wasn’t for the 8 o’clock part.
I hate 8:00 a.m. because –
My password doesn’t work right the first time.
It comes way before 10.
My lung and the air are not speaking to each other yet.
The world hasn’t yet tilted back on its axis from the night before.
Perky people want me to kill them.
People are grouchy at 8am.
1. I know, I’m people.
People are smart asses at 8am, see statement 1.
People are stupid at 8am again statement 1.
People bitch at 8am. Keep going to the aforementioned statement 1.
Stupid people make me late at 8am, again the number 1 statement.
Work smarter, not harder. If I was that much smarter I’d work somewhere else.
A manager scheduled an impossible date, saying she was committing me to a date, not an asylum. Could I have the asylum?
I called my boss Brosephine. I know I’m the bulb that flickers in the string of Christmas lights.
Remember, don’t sling it, post it!
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Deidra Alexander's Blog 
Completly random mabe you could take a look at my blog,
http://bigbeckablog.wordpress.com
I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!
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Interesting concept!
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Deidra, thank you for liking my blog. I must say you are skilful in stringing a story together. Your characters are appealing and the plots intriguing. I hope you succeed in furthering your writing aspirations. Project Monkey Dung is a novel idea. I hope it works for you. Every blessing for 2012
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Thank you and many blessing to you in 2012. I’ve pretty much given up on the Project Monkey Dung project. Some ideas just don’t work out.
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totally agree…but people don’t get much smarter for the just after lunch meeting…plus you get to smell the remnants of many lunches being spoken at you…mmmmmmmmm…coffee, onions, vinegar dressing…
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I always have onions if I have a meeting after lunch. I think it hurries everything along.
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Hi and thanks for visiting my new blog on travel with mind and spirit not only the destination itself, and thank you for a few really good posts, I like your style of writing, almost as we are told a story we where not allowed to hear. I think you would like my main blog but its down the moment due to database failure but hopefully up and running soon. Cheers and as Arnold The Terminator said; I will be back
Thanks
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I like your message of inner peace. If that can be achieved, much power can be released. Peace be with you.
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I like the name “Project Monkey Dung.”
http://thejunglepackworkbook.wordpress.com
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Thank you, it was inspired by my job. One day I said, We’re throwing requirements around like they’re monkey dung and so it was. Also a great way to bring a meeting to a screeching halt.
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So Monkey Dung is done? I thought it was great! You always make me laugh and this was no exception. This had great potential! Work/dung/laughs/stress relief/others relate to dung….etc. 😉 But you do have plenty of fab writing elsewhere! Keep writing your wonderful stories!
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Great post.
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Thank you.
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