Deidra Alexander's Blog

In my current job search, I have several job sites sending me email of potential matches. One site sends me emails via the name Mindy. She’s always on the lookout for great jobs I’ve overlooked. Let’s see what Mindy’s put in my job bucket today.

• Certified Trainer – Never been to a gym so I guess I could be qualified and not know it.
• Truck Driver – Mindy and I need to take a ride around the block, clearly she has never ridden with me. You talk about armed and dangerous, me driving a big rig, really?
• Extrusion Operator – Hum, there’s all kinds of potty humor attached to that one… but I’ll spare you.
• Fun and Responsible – That’s a job title I can get into, though I may be a little light on the responsible end. That job listing expired, AARRRGGHHH.

Dear Mindy, while I know that you’ve taken valuable time from your schedule to send me the super opportunities above, you’ll pardon me if I keep looking for a job on my own.

Thanks for all your help.

Dee

It’s been so long since I last posted an entry on my blog, I couldn’t remember my password. I resolve to blog more often. … Hopefully.

The Demoness is on my last nerve. She has comments on something I sent her in September. We both agreed then she wasn’t ‘equipped’ to review it. Now she wants to make change!

If you weren’t smart enough to review it then, what makes you think you’ve gotten any smarter? You haven’t grown any brain cells since last year, eaten some maybe, grown some — NO!

Someone said something so funny it made me laugh until my eye twitched.

Ever find yourself thinking “Don’t make me take my hair off?”

I’m going to New Orleans. One of my friends is going too, but she taking her husband and children.
To my friend, if I see you coming towards me and cross the street, it’s not that I don’t love you.  I’m just pretending I don’t know you.

Image from cafebojangles.com

Someone told me I have the ass that can rule the world. I thought about it, but there are already enough asses ruling the world.

How country are you? Do you carry a pocket knife? Do you say it’s for cuttin’ limes, because that makes you sound high class?

Illegal immigration isn’t new, Native Americans called it white people.

I don’t need bizarre thoughts, I have sisters. They each agree one of them is crazy. What they don’t seem to get is they’re twins. They’re both crazy.