I’ve created a sketch for the prototype which is the cornerstone of our world domination plan. I’m calling this device Hair Ball. This is a good code name, since Project Hair Ball sounds benign. To back track a bit, the plan is to infiltrate world leaders via a nano bug which will fly into their ears and allow use to control their thoughts and actions.
I’ll deliver the prototype to our scientists in the top secret Star Gazer laboratory under The Mountain of Doom. Yes, I know that’s just this side of a ripoff, however Sauron isn’t around anymore to complain.
As you might expect, the Mountain of Doom is quite hot, volcanic fires and all. And there’s no air conditioning. I’m sweating in places I didn’t know I could sweat. Stifling heat is sapping me of all creativity and giving me a headache.
I’m nearing 30,000 followers on my blog. I want to do something to mark the moment, but again heat and headache. I’m not sure what to do. That’s where you guys come in. Anyone out there have any suggestions?
Congratulations on your quite impressive number of followers. May an ever-increasing number of people follow your blog.
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Very impressive number of followers!
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A good wine and a fire in the chiminea on the patio! Congrats!
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Hair Ball, the nano bug is a product of the break through new tech, the self replicating nano machines. With time these bugs will start mutating as well, as the living beings do. Only difference would be the much faster speed of mutation.
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To follow up on dishwaryamil’s comment, mutated nanoballs are the solution to both your current problems. (And lucky for you, critters as tiny as nanoballs have very short generations, so it’s easy to breed for traits that make the life of an Evil World Ruler more enjoyable!)
All you need to do is select for two special types: one with superlong fluffy receivers, which it can wave back and forth to create a cooling breeze, and the other with even bigger cuter eyes and an urge to be cuddled (oh, and soft silky receivers…so soothing to stroke). Think of it…relaxing in the depths of Mount Doom, cool and comfortable and smiling as you stroke a nanokitten. The only drawback is that you may find yourself so happy and comfy that you lose interest in your Evil Goal, and then what will your henchpeople do?
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Gosh that’s funny! There’s a Cdn band called “BUG” that I’ve been trying to find on the internet. They have a great song that mocks doctors doping up people unnecessarily. Not sure if that relates to your theme or not!
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Wow! Almost 30,000 followers. I can’t even imagine…so stay in air-conditioning. It’s hot out there! Thanks for stopping by my place!
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Thanks. But no air conditioning here. Cold shower and siesta during the worst of the heat.
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Thank you so much for following my blog. What particular series/movie review interested you?
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Thanks for following my blog I hope you enjoy it, I look forward to checking out your work.
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Heat? You want to experience HEAT? Come to Delhi….
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You forgot to add that it also needs to sweetly use the word “Mommy” every now and then. This one words messes with almost have of the planet’s occupants at a level beyond compare. Anyone who utters that world combined with the large eyes and hidden fangs can do whatever the hell they want despite any desire to the contrary. I can confirm that this has occurred here and in many surrounding homes. Crapola… I think we may already be invaded and I just realized it…
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Hope you haven’t quit blogging!
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