My son started eating vegetarian pork and beans.
I said, “You like the pork and beans without the pork. I like them without the beans.”
He said, “That’s just barbecue pork.”
Laughing I said, “Exactly.”
“That’s not funny.”
Which made it funnier. He rolled his eyes. I snorted and choked. It wasn’t funny anymore. But he laughed anyway.
That is too funny. I’m a Vegan and I still have no idea what the difference is besides that little piece of bacon looking thing!
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Vegetarian beans with pork-flavored tofu bits for me, please!
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DD2 is horribly allergic to soy. Tofu, soy sauce, etc. are all banned. Used to love spicy baked tofu, but the one time she ate it, she had hives so bad they cut off the circulation to sections of her legs (and we had to “bicycle” her feet every 5 minutes). Sucks any and all love out of a food.
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Hi there! I came across your blog via a friend. Love this. Also, my dog is exactly like the one on the left. 🙂
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The photo: Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney
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Vegetarian beans with a touch of brown sugar is awesome.
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