My phone number belonged to a call girl before I got it from T-Mobile. She must have been really good because she still gets calls. I thought about answering numbers I don’t know with some themed response.
Since it was Christmas –
Do you want a one horse open sleigh or the whole team?
We’re running a two for one special on Santa’s Little Helper.
Would you like the two French hens and my partridge in your pear tree?
With this kind of talent, I should be writing erotica.
We can see the title now – ‘Fifty Shades of Smut’ !
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“We’re running a two for one special on Santa’s Little Helper.”
You should answer every call till New Years with this one just to hear the reactions
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This is really hilarious. I have to agree with themeanderingmushroomman!
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girl – you’re getting racy!
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I agree with both Mary and themeanderingmushroomman. Too hilarious, and I do think you should consider that career in erotica. You have the humorous side down. Now the question is, are you that quick witted when you do answer numbers you don’t know? I’d have to write them down to remember.
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What’s that number again……?
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Made me laugh. I loved your responses and the commenters’ suggestions.
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Loved : We’re running a two for one special on Santa’s Little Helper.
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I needed a good laugh this morning 🙂 Thank you. That is comedy
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ha ha ha. I like the part of the partridge in your pear tree! funny
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For the “Fourth of July” We’ve got the spark to get your Roman Candle up..
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You have an amazing talent for writing about everyday life and making it extremely interesting. Always a pleasure visiting here!
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lmao 🙂
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Funny!!
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Wow. That’s better than having the number belong to a gas station or a pizzeria before it became yours. You could have a lot of fun with this.
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Funny. Still waiting on that novel 🙂
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Too funny. This is a cheeky post and I LIKE it. You might as well enjoy while you can.
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Your experience is much more entertaining than ours.
We had a phone number very similar to a Dr. who treated elderly patients – with 2 numbers switched. Very confused people would call, and we’d explain and give them the real correct number – some would call 2-3 times anyway…we finally suggested they call the operator and have her complete the call….I was glad when we moved and got new numbers.
Loved your creative responses.
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You forgot Thanksgiving – we give stuffing the turkey a whole new meaning!
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Very, very funny.
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Does the menu change for the coming Christmas?
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I smell the basis for a novel, possibly a screenplay! An erotica tale of a young woman who takes on the life as a means of escape from her boring, workaday world. Hey, if 50 Shades is selling like hotcakes, this will break the bank ;)!
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A novel? Have you started writing any erotica? I reckon you’de bring some class to the otherwise dull and listless genre… 😉
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Haha, re: writing erotica. Yeah, you should! These are really good!
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Totally charming! Thanks for the follow, new friend. Stop by often and leave a comment, please.
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Loved your comments about her old number. Now, you don’t happen to have her new number do you? I’d like to make some comments on that.
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Oh good lord! :O I’m thinking it would be better to change the number, but maybe I’m just a prude.
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Interesting post here haha!
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LOLLOL! I love it! — YUR
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“Will you be having the usual? Or would you like to be the dom this time?”
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LOL … I think they will allow you to change the number, if you would like.
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LOL..funny stuff!
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Lol
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