Some people never grow up and I’m glad I’m one of them. My top 10 list of things I said during Christmas.
10. I don’t know who brought the whoopee cushion, but yes, I did use it.
9. You are not allowed to use my <deodorant, shampoo, eye shadow, moisturizer> without asking because you forgot yours or it smells SO good.
8. My sweater will not be the same after your chest has been in it.
7. Yes, I brought heated sheets and no, they are not for us to share.
6. To my “vegan” sister: We all know you’re a vegan. However, lobster is an animal and it does so count. I don’t care what you read. And I still think serving you the turkey neck was funny and so do our brothers.
5. Leaving my door unlocked was not an invitation for you all to take over my bed and drink my chocolate wine. And I’m the only one who gets to drink out of the bottle.
4. Reading my journal is not an attempt to bring us closer. It was not lying open on the bed. It was hidden in the chest of drawers.
3. I don’t think waving the turkey carcass, butt first in my face brought back nostalgic memories from our childhood.
2. I don’t know who put the ice packs in your beds. To one of my brothers: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Good one.
1. Sorry the kittens shredded the toilet paper, again. I have a 20 pack hidden in my trunk.
lol!! you certainly know how to make the most out of a Christmas party don’t you? 😂😂
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Or Christmas with the family. Thanks, Andy.
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This would make a great framework for one of those television Christmas movies.
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I’ll have to think about it. Home alone with way to many relatives.
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So cool. Wish I had seen it all.
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I think my brothers wish they hadn’t.
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🙂 – waiting for new year now!
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I’ve still got a few things left for the old one.
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Love it!!!! Yotaki Beautywalk
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Thanks I appreciate it.
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That is Excellent!
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Thanks.
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Sounds like the holidays all right.
Hope the new year brings lots of wonders and delights
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Wishing you find miles of smiles, intriguing wanderings, and lots of wonder in the New Year! Cheers and onward with spirit, courage, and hope.
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I love #6 – the vegan comment – it is so something that would happen in my family.
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Very funny.
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This is so funny! I can imagine al this going on..the vegan comment was priceless!
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Very cute! Heated sheets. That’s interesting. Happy New Year!
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I just discovered you. What a great underline to your blog name.
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Thank you, Catherine. Very kind of you.
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Happy new year and best wishes to you and yours for health, happiness, peace & prosperity in 2015!
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Lmao love this! Merry Christmas.
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Perhaps excerpts from your journal would be a good next post…..hmmmmm?
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Funny! 😀
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Wrapping things up with a short holiday story
Waiting for sunset on Christmas Eve is like standing toes-over-the-edge on a high diving board.
Every year we’d cruise casually by the window to keep an eye on the sun’s progress until it was officially evening.
Then the shout “Christmas Eve Gift!” would ring out.
You see, the traditions says that the first person to voice that phrase on Christmas Eve to another would be graced with good fortune and joy all the next year.
(And of course, whomever was first won. Everything was a contest…)
It’s more difficult to be first now with caller ID.
As all those who have become my friends in blogland are spread widely across time zones, I’d like to wish you all “Christmas Eve Gift” now.
And as I already feel so fortunate to have such wonderful readers and writers in this neighborhood, I wish to share any phrase acquired good fortune and joy with you in thanks.
No matter where you are or what you are guided by, hope you have a very merry Christmas and a new year full of adventure and joy.
Peace on earth and goodwill towards all creatures great and small.
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Oh family life…
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Yummers…lobster is a delicious animal. Glad I’m only a flexitarian and not a vegan. 🙂 Merry Christmas!
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I cannot even begin to tell you how much I enjoyed this post. Mom and my older sister were both here for Christmas Eve, Christmas, and The Day After. You’re my hero!
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😂 your family sounds hilarious.
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I suspect a few of your family members may need a bit of help! 😉
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