The following is a series of short random thoughts I had during the day when I should have been doing something productive.
I didn’t stretch my jaw enough before I started talking I think I pulled a muscle. Now I have a headache. Am I the only person alive who has to stretch her jaw muscles to start the day?
I was feeling nostalgic thinking back on my childhood, so I decided to recreate a summer camp memory. I took a shower in cold water pretending I was back in girl scouts … I remembered why I hated girl scouts.
How is it the blinking light on my phone saying I have emails or tweets wakes me up, but I sleep through two alarms? Maybe that’s my super power and I’m now a super hero.
I hate it when I have to go to the doctor for a shot. The shot doesn’t really bother me. It’s my doctor. He has osteoporosis and his nurse has arthritis in her hands. Who do I chose? I wind up flipping a coin,
I love your writing. I don’t love shots, and I don’t think I’d want an arthritic nurse administering one to me. But maybe that’s narrow-minded.
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Thank you. The nurses’s hands were more steady than the doctors.
Dee
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I think ‘My mind’s eye needs glasses’ is amazing!
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After thinking about your comment, I decided to stay with the Mind’s Eye …
Thanks.
Regards,
Dee
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Anytime! 😀
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Title : Nothing stays the same?
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Thanks for the idea.
Dee
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I like the name at the top of this post. My minds eye… Why not that one?
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Hi Lissa,
I think I’m going to stick with that name.
Thanks.
dee
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I don’t care what you call it, I just love to read your posts. Yotaki Beautywalk
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Thanks you, Yotaki. Now that I’ve thought about it, I’m going to keep the name.
Dee
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Thanks for the Like on my blog! Have been looked big at yours and really love your “twisted” sense of humor! Hope to enjoy it more now that I am following you!
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Hi Brenda,
You’re very welcome. Thanks twist is the perfect description. Dee
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“My Mind’s Eye Needs Glasses!” Perfect! (My mind needs them, too. Thanks for your humor, throughout!) ~ Peri
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Hi Peri,
Thank you for your kind comment. I keep a notebook of weird thoughts. I might have to crack it open more often.
Dee
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Seriously, you make me laugh out loud! My office partners are looking at me like I’m crazy! Thanks for helping reinforce their suspicions! 🙂
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Hi Monica,
My work here is down.
Thank you.
Dee
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I can’t wear my Fitbit to bed because it lights up when I move or bump it and the light wakes me, but I struggle with my alarm.
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Hi Casey,
Fitbit in bed. I wonder how much exercise I get in bed? And when I’m asleep.
Dee
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When I do wear it to bed it tells me I have taken 100 or so “steps” in my sleep. Lol
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That last one was super funny. Maybe you should just do the shots yourself.
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Hi Kristina,
You have a point there. I might be the lesser of all evils.
Thanks.
Dee
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Beautiful writing, ingenious idea!
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Rachael,
Thank you. You are most kind. Glad you enjoyed it.
Dee
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