My Boss has been curious about Twitter. His daughter has an account and he wanted to check out what she might be up to. So he created an account.
The next day he came to me and said, “I’m not sure how, but my daughter figured out I was following her.”
I asked, “What’s your user ID?”
He said, “His first and last name.”
“I think that might be the issue.”
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He sent me a text that said “What’s your phone number?”
I sent back, “I think you just texted it.”
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My boss has the same first name as someone else I know. I was going to be working late so I wrote the following email.
“Dear Tom,
I’m working late tonight. I’ll have to cancel dinner.
Love you, DD”
I accidentally sent the email to my boss, who wrote back –
“We need to finish all the test cases tonight. I’m going to pick up some pizzas.
Tom, your boss not the other one.
P.S. I love you too.”
I love my boss. He understands me better than most, nobody’s perfect.
Hahahaha! That was hilarious! 🙂
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That’s funny. And this is why I don’t believe in texting.
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Made me laugh. During the summer, one of my coworkers sent an email (she thought) to her boyfriend, saying “I’m in the mood for a wienee.” The email went instead to a crotchety older client with the same first name. That client was much less crotchety with her after that. 🙂
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I’m sure if we only knew how many times we had all done it we would cringe.
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LOL!! ah..the sign of changing times 😉
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These would be perfect for a Dilbert cartoon! (my favorite)
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Ha ha ha. Gotta love your boss. (which you said you do)
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Too funny…I have to give your boss an “E” for Effort. 🙂
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I’ll follow up on Jim, and ask you if your boss is a “pointy haired boss”? — YUR
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You work for my husband (I think) 🙂
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Your boss should have blog of his own. Think of the funny things he’d write. I enjoyed this. Write on – Craig Wilder
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Somehow you seem to have the same boss as me. Or at least they must be closely related.
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I use Twitter to flame obnoxious people, mostly politicians and celebrities. Of course I use a fake name.
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Cool!
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Hehe! Hilarious 😝
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Haha he sounds like a great boss!
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Pretty cool boss. Nice.
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LOVE the text one….that’s brilliant!
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My boss is pretty awesome like that, too. Makes it a pleasure to come to work each day. 🙂
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Nice! Xp I can’t stop laughing at the last one. At least your boss is understanding.
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This boss is hilarious! Wish I had one like him in the future 😂
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Seems like you and your boss are perfectly matched — you are just the person that he needs to … everything. Thanks for sharing this with us!
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I need a laugh this morning, thanks.
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Hahaha. You have a great boss.
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LOL. That was funny! 😀 Good bosses are such a rarity. 😛
Thanks for the follow 🙂
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Reblogged this on The Stressed Secretary.
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Funny ☺
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😂😂😂
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I use Twitter for my business; otherwise I dont have a clue either….I do have a handle on texting but hubby doesnt so we have to call….but getting in touch with the kids and grandkids is easier…cute blog.
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Fun story, Deidra. Thank you for your Like and Follow on my blog. I appreciate it.
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Now that is the kind of boss to have!
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I cringed at the thought of sending the last one to my boss!!
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