Jim was a nuclear physicist, a brilliant man. Much to his own detriment, he didn’t know when to stop thinking.
He had been through a series of interviews. The job was basically his. All he had to do was pass a drug screening. I don’t know if they said drug test or not. I’m assuming not, they must have been vague.
The company had an on-site clinic where the test was performed.
So, Jim comes toddling in. The tech hands him a cup and tells him to return the sample to her desk.
Does Jim think “They want to see if I use drugs.”?
No.
He thinks “It’s a nuclear facility. They want to take a baseline reading now so they can measure the affects of potential radiation exposure over time.”
So instead of urine, he gives them a sperm sample. He is still trying to figure out why he didn’t get the job.
Can you imagine the technician’s reaction when a cup of sperm lands on her desk?
Too funny! — YUR
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I was horrified and laughing at the same time.
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Well, at least he had the decency to put in a cup.
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Good one, Simon. LOL
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That’s right. He over thinks everything. 😀 😀 😀 Still, this is hilarious.
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I was absolutely flabbergasted.
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😀 😀 😀
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Did his cup runneth over?
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LOL. Gosh I hope not.
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Maybe the tech was a hot babe? The blood could have rushed from his brain . . . to other areas, muddling his thought processes. — YUR
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He needs more blood. Thanks.
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Could be that the tech didn’t recognize the sample and thought his urine was a little weird and needed significant study.
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LOL, I can only imagine some poor woman finding this cup on her desk and not wanting to pick it up.
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This made me laugh…though I must say its happened in our lab a few times😂 This is just one of the many funny anecdotes we see in a laboratory.!
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OMG. hahahahaha. I can’t even.
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I’m a scientist – you got me thinking …a cup, a teaspoon the norm … maybe team work … oh and us guys don’t give up that easily…
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Oh, my. Maybe someone ought to clue him in.
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My for real reaction is: https://youtu.be/_ejPd7PSKO0
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it seems this has happened! (M.G.David) Sheesh. I thought it was funny. to think it could be true….uggggh
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This has definitely happen. This was based on a true story. Thanks
Dee
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Oh god! This is again beyond funny. Thanks for brightening a rainy day.
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Classic!
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Now that’s romantic.. But really, pic-wise, nice dude! 🙂
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Can’t stop giggling!!
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What a question to end on? Did anyone explain it to Jim?
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That was funny!Sometimes it doesn’t help to be a genius 😀
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I have seen very few humorous humor bloggers. U r one of them.
Keep going 😊
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