I have a co-worker I like to refer to as Miss Positivity. When I’m ranting and raving about someone whose causing me issues, she days, “You never know what’s going on in her life. She might be having issues.”
I tried to get her to say something bad about someone.
Nope.
So I asked, “What about a serial killing cannibal?”
To which she replied, “You never know, he might have a vitamin deficiency.”
Tell that to the people in his freezer.
This is hilarious.
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What if the people he eats also have a vitamin deficiency? He’s not remedying the problem!
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😀 😀 😀 That’s a lot of chopping for finger food. 😎 Make it stop. I can’t laugh anymore.
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Oh my gosh! That would drive me bananas.
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You , my dear, are hilarious. Thanks!
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HAHAHAHA
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Haha. Punch her in the nose and see what happens lol
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Howling!
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Nice!
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Hahahahaha this was beyond funny!
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Ngl, I don’t know how you put up with her, I’m a total pessimist and even being near her would kill me 😀
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“You never know, he might have a vitamin deficiency.” <- Most awesome comeback line ever. 😀
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That’s a serious vitamin deficiency! Not sure it would hold up in court though
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Very funny! I am exactly like Miss Positivity…:)
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Lol!
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I loved this post. You put a smile on my face this morning, thanks!
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Hi! I know another Miss Positivity, a colleague of mine. I like being near her because she doesn’t seem to worry or stress about anything. But sometimes, I feel like complaining and I go and see another colleague: Miss Grumpy. I feel a very balanced person thanks to them.
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Hahahha. Nice.
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It would serve him right if they all got freezer burn and were inedible. And I’ll bet Will Rogers never met him or he wouldn’t have said what he did.
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Very funny, but I don’t trust people who are that positive. It’s like they’re suffering from a snark deficiency. Kind of off balance.
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LOL
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This is hysterical! And you should never discount a vitamin deficiency lol. Plus the picture accompanying this is stunning.
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Oh I used to get so annoyed by those people– mostly because I can’t manage to be quite that nice! I excuse them, forgive their deficiencies (cause I have them too obviously) but I still gotta vent!!
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this is a dosage of vitamins! thanks for sharing your humor. 🙂
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Great post!
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