Hey Maybelle, the dish needs adjusting.
Why me?
Because you’re in charge of dishes.
I’ve been thinking again. This time about tourettes. I worked with a guy who had tourettes, but he only twitched when he got nervous. He didn’t yell out random obscenities. I thought he should just for fun. I would.
I would begin all meetings with –
“I want to apologize in advance. I have tourettes. When I get nervous I may say a few inappropriate words or phrase. Which can quickly snowball since my nerves will increase the more words I say.”
Then at some point I’ll break in with –
“Holy crap.
Damn it.
Turkey butt.
Sorry ass.
Son of a bitch.
Can those peaches, honey buns!
Sorry my Grandpa was a frugal man.”
And thus would end the meeting on a high note.
“Can those peaches, honey buns!” – I may blurt this one out just to see what kind of reaction I get. Probably something along the lines of: “Ignore him, we should have recognized he was half baked when we hired him.”
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Good one. I don’t know where that came from. Dee
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HAHAHAHAH. Really cracked me up on this gloomy rainy Tuesday.
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Thank you. Always glad to be of service. Dee
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Funniest thing I read today. Bless him.
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Hi,
I was stuck between totally grossed out and laughing to hard I couldn’t breath.
Thanks.
Dee
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This was hilarious!!
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Silly, silly humans. I never want to a laugh.
Thanks.
dee
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Oh my goodness, I need to try this on my first day back in uni! Would be hilarious to see the reactions of the freshman 😂
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Hi Aria,
I can see you too have a twisted sense of humor.
Thanks.
Dee
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Thank you for a funny Tuersday post ^_^
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Hi Angelina,
You’re very welcome.
Dee
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OMG! I so love this.
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One of the many strange memories tucked in the back of my mind.
Thanks.
dee
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I thought the Scottish response to Trump this week gave everyone a lesson in how to swear and insult someone in creative ways. So many great new words.
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Hi Tyson,
Perhaps you are right. But there’s always room for a few more.
Thanks.
Dee
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