What did I last post? Have you ever had that thought? You couldn’t quite remember the last entry on your blog.
I thought, Maybe I haven’t been posting as often as I should.
I mulled this over for a while and started to feel little queasy. No, surely not, That was preposterous.
There must be some other reason for my memory lapse.
Perhaps I was ill. Yes, of course that must be it.
I toddled to the bathroom cabinet and took my temperature. No no fever. I rubbed my hands against the sides of my neck. No, no swollen glands, no sore throat, stuffiness, or aches and pains. Nothing to indicate illness.
But if not illness, then what?
It must be those airport scanners. I fly twice a week. The scanners probably wiped my memory.
What did I have for dinner last night? Trick question, I didn’t have dinner I had a giant peanut butter chocolate Easter egg.
I remember my Mother’s maiden name, the French I learned in 5th grade, and the color of my first tricycle. Damn it. Memory intact.
What else could it be? Was I neglectful? No. Was I lazy? We’ll come back to that one. Did I loose my snappy repartee? No, it couldn’t be. I dismissed them all.
By now you might be thinking – “Why doesn’t she just look at the date stamp on the post?”
No, I won’t. I refuse. It’s like time traveling and seeing yourself. It might rip the space-time continuum apart. No I must figure this out for myself.
Then it hit me. My new best friend, Bernie, she works in the bar at the hotel where I stay. She was shocked that I can drink whiskey straight up. I start every evening with a complimentary whiskey. That’s it. It doesn’t have anything to do with time. Of course I posted often enough. Of course I’m responsible. Of course I honor my commitments.
I must have been drunk when I last posted. That’s why I can’t remember what it was about.
P. S. I’m still refusing to look at the time stamp.
Laughing……….
I’m glad you decided to keep the space time continuum intact.
And kudos on the straight ups. I can too, but must have a chaser.
😀
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Nice
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I also can’t remember what my last post was. I just figured it’s early Alzheimers. But I did have some wine, so maybe that did it. 🙂
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*laughing uproariously*
I’m sure glad I’m not the only one that has that problem !! 😀
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My kind of humour lol 🙂
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The fact that I ca blog from my phone has Absoluetly turned me into a drunk blogger. Punctuation and spelling mistakes here I come.
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Ha ha. I can’t remember what I had for breakfast this morning, I need to recall my last posting. Not to worry. These things happen as a matter of course. 🙂
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Did I just read this post? I don’t know…. Am I leaving a reply? Hmmmm. Bartender? Fetch me another round.
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You are a hoot! I, too, am guilty of sipping and clicking, mostly not remembering what I bought even after it shows up at my door!
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Ha, good stuff. For me it’s definitely that I don’t post often enough, though! 😛
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The same for me. Thanks for the reminder.
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It helps if you’re blog is dedicated to reviewing alcoholic substances. That’s always been my problem with my beer blog. Not that I forget what I post, but I do seem to not notice the errors that somehow make it into posts. And then have to have them pointed out to me. It’s like, what am I supposed to do? I’m reviewing what I’m drinking, so I’m drinking while I’m typing!
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Yes, the curse of the drunken post.
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Gosh… you’re lucky… complimentary whiskey each night! I’ll have to have words with my hotel manager, the good lady wife.. she’d go a long way to retaining my respect if she’d take that route! 😉
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Hey, It was Sioux Falls South Dakota mid-winter. I wasn’t that lucky.
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