I’ve had a couple of bosses who were able to appreciate my sense of humor.
I was working on a project with about 75 people, 60 of whom were vegetarians. We were working particularly late one night, so a manager, lets call him Randall, ordered pizzas for everyone.
When the smell of Italian seasoning and bread filled my cube, I meandered on down to the conference room of delicious goodness.
The table was loaded with pizza of every description: salami, sausage, pepperoni, and so on. Until we got to the last two pizzas which were vegetarian. I stood there by Randall observing the luscious display.
I said, “Next time you should get more vegetarian. You know almost everyone’s a vegetarian.”
He said, “I did.”
“I only see two.”
“There’s those mushroom, onion, and bacon pizzas.”
I waited.
“Oh crap, bacon.You must think I’m an idiot.”
“No, I prefer special.”
LOL Good one!
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vegetarians are evil 😆
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Meat is murder…tasty tasty murder. 🙂
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Hilarious. Too funny. 😀
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LOLOLOL
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Poor Randy, but I think bacon transcends.
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Funny…a bacon plant (but not exactly the kind of plant he intended)
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Well, everyone knows that pigs are walking plants 😉
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In my experience the carnivores will finish the two veggie pizzas first.
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OMG, Spouse-man, a many decades vegetarian, was just commenting this morning on the bacon-ification of modern cuisine. This same thing had happened at his work on Friday, he was still incredulous over the idea of bacon on pizza in the first place, much less bacon as a vegetarian option.
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Bacon tree. The wheels are turning.
Thanks for the “Like!”
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My other half is vegetarian and I still do the same kind of thing far too often to mention – even after 6 years!
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HA! Special…love that!!
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Thank you for the nice post. Sometimes we just do not think and we just do. Great fun. Thank you for visiting our blog before.Deanna “Marketing Unscrambled”
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Isn’t vegetarian life fun? My daughter is now a vegetarian and it makes my life very interesting. Thanks for stopping by my blog!
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You’re very welcome. One of my friends says salad doesn’t count as food. She’s a vegetarian.
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Oh my!
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Wouldn’t it be a better place if everyone could lighten up a little bit.
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Yeah I think seriousness is ruining he human race.
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