I reached in the frig and pulled out a bag of yellow goop. My hand would’ve been covered in slime, but it was inside a plastic bag. I’m now fan of the petroleum products, but scared of the back corner of my refrigerator.
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Oh no, not the mystery meat. 😯
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I think my school cafeteria use to serve that. Mystery Meat Monday.
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Eeeeeeeeew!
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Hmm that brings back childhoom memeories of a well intentioned mother who would duitifully put leftovers in the fridge but no one in the house would ever eat them… It became a bit of a joke for me to ask my mother on a regular basis if I should throw things out “now” instead of making a more oduious task necessary at some point in the future…
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I eat most of the leftovers mainly because I don’t like cookie. But the bags in the back escape me.
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Mm… thank you for sharing that with us….
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I don’t publish my potty humor. I feel every author needs some restraint. 🙂
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😯 OMG 😯
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ugh…le refrigerator mystery food!
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Funny. I find some strange things in my fridge too. There might be a cure for cancer in one of those mold ridden left over dinners that was forgotten.
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That makes me feel better. Yes, I don’t clean my refrigerator for the sake of humanity.
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😆 I have had that same sort of meat hiding in my chillabrator as well.
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Science!
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Well let’s see now, umm, it could be, ohh, ahh never mind..
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I’m pretty sure it was edible at some point.
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Umm, yeah. The “some point” has yet to be determined. 😉
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As long as it’s not yewllow poop.
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I’m pretty sure it wasn’t poop. However with my cooking it probably tasted like poop.
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Poop Souffle’ is one of my favorites!
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Then I should have you over for dinner.
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Deee-lightful!
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Thanks for not including a picture.
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Ahhh pictures! Didn’t even occur to me.
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Sounds like my refrigerator, which I am vowing to clean today.
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Good luck and God speed.
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Oh God! Fridge mutants…
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As I’ve heard said, “Red meat is not bad for you. Green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.”
Cheers!
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I have no thoughts on chasing it down and eating it.
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I figure as long as it’s not moving under it’s own steam then no need to panic.
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That put it into perspective.
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OK. I give up…..how’d you publish on Kindle????
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never mind…figured it out….
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I used to pull liquified food in plastic bags from my son’s backpack, and later from the back of his truck. While upset about the waste of my hard-earned money, I was grateful for the invention of the ziploc seal.
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Usually I’m not a big fan of plastic, but on special occasions I’m reminded what my world would be like without it.
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Totally gross but nicely written. WHY do we all manage goop at the back of the fridge?
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Gross is my middle name. 🙂 That along with potty humor.
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Oh dear, you’ve found a UFO in your fridge! LOL At my house, my son and I refer to those random somehow missed mystery items as “Unidentified Fridge Objects” 😉
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That’s awesome!
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Deidra that sounds scary! We hope there is not a mystery meat monster in your fridge.
Bella and DiDi
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You never know what’s in the back, at least in my house.
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*shudder* I need to clean my fridge. I’m trying to put it off as long as possible, because we’re house shopping. Might as well only have to do it right before we move out, right? 😀
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I so understand this comment. you should look up George Carlin’s joke on left overs it is great
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I’ll have to look those jokes up. Thanks.
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Eeew. o.O
That is all, lol.
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I didn’t even share the gooshy texture. It makes me shudder
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Yuck, I hate finding spoiled food in the fridge!
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Yikes! 🙂
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I have had that same experience and asked myself what it was originally that transformed in this amazing way. (Perhaps I have accidentally discovered the main ingredient in the “special sauce” at one of our fast frood franchise joints).
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Quoth the yellow goop; “Noooo – Curses. If she had only waited another week before examining this private little world at the back of the fridge my metamorphosis would have been complete and I could begin the domination of humanity. Muhahahahahaha…. after I figure out how to get out of the zip-lock bag of course!”
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