I like my lobster like my men – red, hot, and smothered in butter.
Happy
Valentine’s
Day
Dee
February 14, 2012 by Deidra Alexander
I like my lobster like my men – red, hot, and smothered in butter.
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Having been dropped into boiling water first?
Eep …
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If you heat the water slowly, they don’t even notice.
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And young! 🙂
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I like my men a little older. They’re like cars, I don’t want to be the first one to put a ding on ’em.
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Ha!!
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or to spill melted butter on the upholstery ~ hope you got plenty of both !
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Yum!
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Wait! You are not one of those maneaters, are you?
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I’m certainly not vegetarian.
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You are too funny! Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
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HELD (Happy Extra Love Day) I don’t celebrate the fake retail holiday but I agree with the sentiment. great blogs
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Funny girl.
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Happy Valentine’s Day, Deidra! Keep the passion!
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Hah! Good one. Happy Valentine’s all!
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Happy Valentine’s to you too!
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I like my lobster like my men too, which is to say not at all. I do like butter, though…Still, it might be a lot to expect a guy keep himself slathered in it all the time on the off chance he might meet you.
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LOL but why?
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Oh, you naughty girl, but then, what other way is there, hmmm?
Happy Valentine’s.
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Thanks it’s so much more fun to throw a little naughty in.
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Amen!!!
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Don’t like lobster
Butter bloats
Therefore better
for you to have
all the fun
on Valentine’s Day
on
lobster boats.:)
(not so good lines here from me)
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Love it
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Great post! Hope your Valentine’s Day was all you hoped for!
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And then some!
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… and great comments 🙂
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Very nice! If a woman said that to me, I’d certainly be all buttered up. 🙂
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Butter makes everything better. 🙂
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Very reluctant to make any comment – blast, have just done so!
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LOL couldn’t help it, huh?
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And rubber sheets on the bed, I presume.
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Yes, just the way I like my lobster, in bed. Oh wait I’m getting confused.
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The last picture is so cute.
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Thank you. I love pictures.
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lol love it!! Hope you had all the butter you could handle 😉
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I’m a BIG fan
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I have nominated yourself for the Versatile Blogger Award if you should wish to accept it. Details are at
http://gjscobie.wordpress.com/2012/02/17/versatile-blogger-award-no-3/
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Thank you for your kind nomination. What a nice Valentine.
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You are very welcome 🙂
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Our (vegetarian) St. Valentine’s was romantic. I’m here to thank you for being one of the first to follow my articles! It’s my 1st anniversary here at WordPress. No better way to mark it than by thanking those who join me. http://www.CMRiedel.WordPress.com
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Happy Valentine’s Day to you too! 🙂
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Guess who’s a versatile blogger? ’tis you, my dear. Here be a link to the nomination:
http://kellycautillo.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/versatile-blogging-loved-listed-and-a-little-random/
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Thank you so much for your kind nomination. You’re too sweet. I’ve included you on the awards page.
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Woohoo! Thank you.
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…And the Liebster Award as well. Check out my site if you’re interested; otherwise, sorry!
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Thanks for your kind nomination, I’ve added you to the awards page. Thanks again.
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If you can list three of your top needs from men I will know the most important things about you. Don’t use “sensitivity” Also the three top things you bring to a relationship. Just curious.
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Top three things in men –
Intelligence. I can have stupid friends, but not men.
Opinions. Dated a guy who didn’t have an opinion about anything.
Self confidence
What I bring?
Intelligence
Potty humor
Warm bed??
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Hmm…I have those three . . . along with a few other things. Stock in GE, Walmart and Michelin . . . Every needs rubber, right?
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