How country are you? Do you carry a pocket knife? Do you say it’s for cuttin’ limes, because that makes you sound high class?
Illegal immigration isn’t new, Native Americans called it white people.
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I don’t need bizarre thoughts, I have sisters. They each agree one of them is crazy. What they don’t seem to get is they’re twins. They’re both crazy.
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I taught my four year old neice, Elizabeth to sing Lizzie Borden. It’s really creepy when sung with such a sweet voice. Why won’t my sister let me babysit anymore?
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If your feeling hate and disdain, take it somewhere else. I’m raining on this parade.
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I reuse aluminum foil and paper towels. My friends keep telling me you didn’t go through the great depression like your grandmother.
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Someone asked for my God given name.
I said, “I didn’t know my mother was God?”
That explains things like the eyes in the back of her head.
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- Let fake vacation begin. Coworker thinks I'm going to Himalayas. Anyone know of an easy app to impose my picture on another picture? 1 day ago
- A person at work is convinced I'm going to the Himalayas next week for vacation. I'm sending her pictures from my home where I'll really be 2 days ago
- The limes are a flowing, the margaritas are a going. It must be Friday night. 1 week ago
- Is tomorrow Thursday or Friday? (In the u.s.a.) 1 week ago
- Misuse of technology turn on bed warmer so as not to get chilled eating ice cream 3 weeks ago
- Do not wear a skirt shorter that a paper towel to work. Well if your job includes a pole, then okay. 3 weeks ago
- I'm gasy this morning. Sounds like I'm being followed by a wookie. 3 weeks ago
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