How country are you? Do you carry a pocket knife? Do you say it’s for cuttin’ limes, because that makes you sound high class?
I don’t need bizarre thoughts, I have sisters. They each agree one of them is crazy. What they don’t seem to get is they’re twins. They’re both crazy.
I taught my four year old neice, Elizabeth to sing Lizzie Borden. It’s really creepy when sung with such a sweet voice. Why won’t my sister let me babysit anymore?
I reuse aluminum foil and paper towels. My friends keep telling me you didn’t go through the great depression like your grandmother.