Deidra Alexander's Blog

The Demoness is on my last nerve. She has comments on something I sent her in September. We both agreed then she wasn’t ‘equipped’ to review it. Now she wants to make change!

If you weren’t smart enough to review it then, what makes you think you’ve gotten any smarter? You haven’t grown any brain cells since last year, eaten some maybe, grown some — NO!

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Someone said something so funny it made me laugh until my eye twitched.

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Ever find yourself thinking “Don’t make me take my hair off?”

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My phone number belonged to a call girl before I got it from T-Mobile. She must have been really good because she still gets calls. I thought about answering numbers I don’t know with some themed response, depending on the time of the year.

For Christmas I thought about answering with -

Do you want a one horse open sleigh or the whole team?

We’re running a two for one special on Santa’s Little Helper.

Would you like the two French hens and my partridge in your pear tree?

And since St. Patty’s Day has just passed -

I’ll trade you my pot of gold for yours.

With this kind of talent, I should be writing erotica.

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I’m going to New Orleans. One of my friends is going too, but she taking her husband and children.
To my friend, if I see you coming towards me and cross the street, it’s not that I don’t love you.  I’m just pretending I don’t know you.

Image from cafebojangles.com

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On my way to New Orleans, I stayed in a less expensive hotel in order to save a little money. It seemed fine enough, except the carpet was sticky, there were no washcloths and no soap. When I called about it, the front desk did give me several packets of shampoo.

I feel dirty and not in a good way.

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Someone told me I have the ass that can rule the world. I thought about it, but there are already enough asses ruling the world.

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How country are you? Do you carry a pocket knife? Do you say it’s for cuttin’ limes, because that makes you sound high class?

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Illegal immigration isn’t new, Native Americans called it white people.

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I don’t need bizarre thoughts, I have sisters. They each agree one of them is crazy. What they don’t seem to get is they’re twins. They’re both crazy.

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