After hours of shopping, I was trying on slacks in a brightly lit dressing room. Finally, I found a pair that fit perfectly. Tight enough in the right places and not too loose in others.
When I stepped out of the dressing room to show my friend, she said, “You have the ass that could rule the world.”
I’ve been considering what she said. Maybe I could rule the world.
Then I realized there’s already enough asses ruling out there.
P.S. I have a break in my contract, so I’m planning on writing for the next 4 to 6 weeks or whenever we get called back.