In my current job search, I have several job sites sending me email of potential matches. One site sends me emails via the name Mindy. She’s always on the lookout for great jobs I’ve overlooked. Let’s see what Mindy’s put in my job bucket today.
- Certified Trainer – Never been to a gym so I guess I could be qualified and not know it.
- Truck Driver – Mindy and I need to take a ride around the block, clearly she has never ridden with me. You talk about armed and dangerous, me driving a big rig, really?
- Extrusion Operator – Hum, there’s all kinds of potty humor attached to that one… but I’ll spare you.
- Fun and Responsible – That’s a job title I can get into, though I may be a little light on the responsible end. That job listing expired, AARRRGGHHH.
Dear Mindy, while I know that you’ve taken valuable time from your schedule to send me the super opportunities above, you’ll pardon me if I keep looking for a job on my own.
Thanks for all your help.