My phone number belonged to a call girl before I got it from T-Mobile. She must have been really good because she still gets calls. I thought about answering numbers I don’t know with some themed response, depending on the time of the year.
For Christmas I thought about answering with -
Do you want a one horse open sleigh or the whole team?
We’re running a two for one special on Santa’s Little Helper.
Would you like the two French hens and my partridge in your pear tree?
And since St. Patty’s Day has just passed -
I’ll trade you my pot of gold for yours.
With this kind of talent, I should be writing erotica.
We can see the title now – ‘Fifty Shades of Smut’ !
“We’re running a two for one special on Santa’s Little Helper.”
You should answer every call till New Years with this one just to hear the reactions
This is really hilarious. I have to agree with themeanderingmushroomman!
girl – you’re getting racy!
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I agree with both Mary and themeanderingmushroomman. Too hilarious, and I do think you should consider that career in erotica. You have the humorous side down. Now the question is, are you that quick witted when you do answer numbers you don’t know? I’d have to write them down to remember.
What’s that number again……?
Made me laugh. I loved your responses and the commenters’ suggestions.
Loved : We’re running a two for one special on Santa’s Little Helper.
I needed a good laugh this morning
Thank you. That is comedy
ha ha ha. I like the part of the partridge in your pear tree! funny
For the “Fourth of July” We’ve got the spark to get your Roman Candle up..
You have an amazing talent for writing about everyday life and making it extremely interesting. Always a pleasure visiting here!
Funny!!
Wow. That’s better than having the number belong to a gas station or a pizzeria before it became yours. You could have a lot of fun with this.
Funny. Still waiting on that novel
Too funny. This is a cheeky post and I LIKE it. You might as well enjoy while you can.
Your experience is much more entertaining than ours.
We had a phone number very similar to a Dr. who treated elderly patients – with 2 numbers switched. Very confused people would call, and we’d explain and give them the real correct number – some would call 2-3 times anyway…we finally suggested they call the operator and have her complete the call….I was glad when we moved and got new numbers.
Loved your creative responses.
You forgot Thanksgiving – we give stuffing the turkey a whole new meaning!
Very, very funny.
Does the menu change for the coming Christmas?
I smell the basis for a novel, possibly a screenplay! An erotica tale of a young woman who takes on the life as a means of escape from her boring, workaday world. Hey, if 50 Shades is selling like hotcakes, this will break the bank
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