Archive for August, 2012

Someone told me I have the ass that can rule the world. I thought about it, but there are already enough asses ruling the world.

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How country are you? Do you carry a pocket knife? Do you say it’s for cuttin’ limes, because that makes you sound high class?

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Illegal immigration isn’t new, Native Americans called it white people.

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I don’t need bizarre thoughts, I have sisters. They each agree one of them is crazy. What they don’t seem to get is they’re twins. They’re both crazy.

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