July 8, 2012 by Deidra Alexander
Someone asked for my God given name.
I said, “I didn’t know my mother was God?”
That explains things like the eyes in the back of her head.
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Mother is always the name of God to children, as it should be
My mother definitely had eyes there.
Well-Your picture is both beautiful and creepy;artful and science fictional.I truly enjoy your skillful brevity.Are you related to Golack from the planet Twilo?
That does explain everything!
BTW did you send out a mass Facebook invite for cheap Ipads? I didn’t click since you may have been hacked…
That picture looks a bit scary…actually the vision of eyes in the back of a mother’s head totally creeps me out!
Well, I find it odd she did not ask you to take her to your leader or God.
Great post. I always wondered about that myself. My mom just always knew what I was up to. That explains things nicely
Woah, that explains a lot about my mother!
I’m just a guy with a poetic reply…
She had eyes in the back of her head,
It was something that filled me with dread;
She saw all that we did,
Even things that were hid,
And heard words that were secretly said.
Compliments of Humorous Interludes
You are too funny . Enjoyed this post immensely.
This totally cracked me up! As I tell my boys “I KNOW EVERYTHING!”
We moms are mysterious creatures!
@Blankenmon, I like that “I know everything”.
Whoa – so right!
(But does that make you a miniGod?…petitegoddess?…princessgoddess?)
I’m glad I’m not the only one who find that phrase strange. God had noting at all to do with my name. Not any of them!
Sarcastic and clever!
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