ROFL! That’s sounds like something we’d do to our “old lady” dog. You know, you can buy antler “chews” for her and then she can think she caught the big game. Of course, if she’s blind because she’s as old as our dog, then she’ll have to gum it.
No! Really – they’re honest-to-goodness antlers! They’re really hard, but the big dog loves ‘em and last WAY longer than the stupid raw hides that get all over my carpet. But if she’s picky – they’re probably a little hill-billy for her.