Yes, I’m still stuck on Christmas. I think I have enough posts to stretch this out to Valentine’s Day, but I’ll spare you.
I hate to be a Scrooge so this is my last Christmas related post.
Things I dislike, intensely about Christmas.
Stores so crowded you have hair in your mouth and it isn’t yours.
Christmas gifts that are chores.
Relatives who sign people up for dating services. That isn’t a gift even if you filled out the questionnaire and created the profile.
Anything of the month, except alcohol and chocolate.
-10 degrees. I don’t care of it’s fahrenheit or celcius. I don’t like it.
Rumors I didn’t start.
Things I love about Christmas.
Rumors I started.
Laughing until you cry because your sisters are so stupid funny.
The faces of little children Christmas morning.
The crunch of snow and the silence of a bitter cold night.
Reliving your childhood with your siblings and cousins.
Snowball fights, sled rides, horses, falling into snow drifts so deep you need help getting out.
Roaring fires, hot chocolate, knowing looks when your crazy elders speak their ‘wisdom’.
Your crazy elders you hope will live forever, but know won’t.
And yes, maybe even the tree you were given. That’s where I’ll be the rest of the day, the six hour journey to get the tree. Hopefully it produces apples of gold, real not gold plated.
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