I was with my sister and nephew on a foreign beach. It wasn’t a nudist beach, but apparently sometimes stuff just happens.
My nephew had just come to tell me, “Jesus walked on that water. I vomited in it.” Though geographically challenged, he was still cute.
On the blanket next to us, a guy and girl somewhere between 18 and stupid decided to have an all out wrestling match tongue included. I decided we should probably leave before my nephew caught on.
But my timing was a little off, because he was suddenly filled with righteous indignation saying, “You’re not allowed to fight with girls. They’re not as tough as us.”
As heads began turning, I grabbed his hand and started towards his mom and the car.
But my nephew wasn’t done yet. He loudly spewed some of his mother, saying, “You’re in trouble. Wait until your father gets home.” Not quite finished, he yelled over his shoulder. “Give her her shirt back. You are in so much trouble young man.”
When I found my sister, his mother my parting words were – “Here that’s your.” Before I left her with my nephew.